Scott Morrison MP

Federal Member for Cook, Minister for Stupidity, Minister for McDonalds, and Minister for Curry. Authorised by S. Tupid, Cooker Party, Canberra.

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#dreamfacereveal it’s really me

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I’ve bought all of the NSW rail service!

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@PRGuy17 Hmmm I don’t recall that

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@ScottMorrisonMP @PRGuy17 If Labor wins we will know precisely who is going to the cleaners #StupidMan

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“The Governor-General and I were enjoying a refreshment, at which time I complimented the fineness of his pen. Upon closer inspection of his pen, to my horror, it slipped from my hand and, regrettably, proceeded to sign a number of documents, swearing me into several ministries.”