world’s most she/her astros fan

4x WNBA 🏆 , 2x NBA 🏆 , 2x MLB 🏆, 3x MLS 🏆, 1x NWSL 🏆, 2x AFL 🏆 Jeremy Peña GROAT BTW

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@Thunderblunder7 you told me to tweet you for tracking my agency drop ‼️ MUCH LOVE GENERAL 🫡🧡

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

This is the same kind of anger other fanbases direct at Jalen for painting his nails. Marcus is a loser but so is this tweet!

[Adam Clanton @adamclanton]

Marcus Semien’s guy-liner tells you all you need to know about the raisins he walks around with.

Enjoy your World Series tonight, Plano. We all know it runs down your leg when you actually play in one. #Ready2Reign

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@StrosHorns1705 @ILuvJohnStanton @ziyanm_ Maybe if Shohei does choose them, the team can finally back up their virulent hate their fans have in their heart.

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@essinuexx 👀

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@ziyanm_ steph/jg/tari/sengun/garuba my gawd

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@Ariichiiyoko @ApolloHOU worlds hottest dodgers fan respectfully

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

I am more scared of playing in Oakland Coliseum in June than any game in the Bank.

[Bonda @BenOndaTop]

Citizens Bank Park was no different than Oakland Coliseum on a Wednesday night in June.

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

It’s gonna be Dodgers Astros

[Will Maddux @MLBMetrics]

What’s a World Series matchup you would love to see next year?

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@Itamar_17_10 TyTy is going to play himself into being the starting PG for this team. His two man game with Tari 💆‍♀️

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@Lissielys ive been thinking about the same thing

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

update?

[Revan @Iamsharknado]

@mhatter106 And yet exactly 0 World Series wins

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@AndyLetc @BenOndaTop respectfully

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@AndyLetc @BenOndaTop correa will not save that trash ass team

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@BenOndaTop He’ll be back and involved in the org as soon as he can, in whatever capacity. I truly believe that.

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

lol

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@dirkyville @michaelschwab13 nfts are a pyramid scheme! i hope you get out soon, hate to see my fellow astros fans get got 🧡🧡🧡

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@SheIsTyraB tumblr is the best option but i doubt itll happen

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@BabeRuthsEmpire glad we agree those aren’t real rings 🫡

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

How many of the Yankees rings were before integration?

[world’s most she/her astros fan @scoutpost]

@houstonastrhoes thank you for not making fun of me