Imagine marketing a product meant for legit babies to “dudes”
“Yeah these wipes are for your tushy, bro. We moisten them so that wiping won’t hurt your fucking tushy, dude”
Eloquence is irrelevant with LLMs - they are trained on unimaginable amounts of written word, if you ask it to be dull it will be dull, if you ask it to be grammatically incorrect it will be