Sean philips

[Sean philips @Seanphilips]

Is about to April fools his new apprentice.

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Glory hole jokes aside I think I was a truck driver in a previous life.

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How did we ever take roadtrips w/o ipods and sattelite radio?

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Almost there, now after swearing countless times I would never do greyhound again I hope to actually keep that promise to myself.

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Finally! My own seat! Even though people are generally scared to set next to me, all the previous buses were full, so they had no choice.

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Missed my breakfast layover because the bus driver had to pull over and yell at someone for getting off of the suitcase he was told to s ...

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The stopping sucks worse than the going.

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Oh yeah emergency exit seat, hello leg room, goodbye Richmond.

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I just saw a brutal fist fight.....over the last piece of fried chicken.

[Sean philips @Seanphilips]

Layover in RVA, at least I have room to stretch out and can rewatch the "7 signs" documentary on my laptop.

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The dude next to me reaks of patchoulie, a smell that sends me into a rage. Luckily for all involved, Hank Sr. on my ipod soothes the sa ...

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I am but a lone grain of salt in a giant pepper shaker.

[Sean philips @Seanphilips]

Mental note dixie horn ringtone not appropriate in the hood.

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options.

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Sitting in a greyhound station makes me feel like 'ol dirty bastard in the welfare line. I can afford to not be here but I'm too cheap t ...

[Sean philips @Seanphilips]

DC metro on a Saturday night reminds me why I am glad to be out of the bar scene.

[Sean philips @Seanphilips]

is on his way to see muthafuckin monster trucks.