Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.
The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.
Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!
The changes Chelsea needs to make:
• The Sporting Directors (Winstanley & Stewart)
• The Manager (Liam Rosenior)
• The Goal Keeper (Sanchez)
• The Center-Backs (Fofana, Badiashile and Tosin)
• The Attackers( Delap, Garnacho and Neto)
Sign experience in all this areas.
If Keir Starmer had said before the election that he would remove the winter fuel allowance from millions of pensioners, enforce mandatory digital ID, record numbers of small boat crossings in the English Channel, hammer the disabled with welfare cuts, add inheritance tax to family farms and family businesses causing thousands of them to close, his deputy prime minister dodging £40,000 in tax, council tax & energy price increases, raise university tuition fees, plaster mass-scale solar panels on thousands of acres of prime farmland despite huge local community objections, hand over sovereignty of the Chagos Islands to Mauritius at a cost of £35bn, spaff £30bn of taxpayers’ money on carbon capture machines, give £3bn a year of taxpayers’ money to Ukraine, betray WASPI women, hang out with BlackRock, 50,000 small boat crossings in one year, create a new £50bn economic black hole, increase the overall tax burden to record levels, destroy business growth with national insurance rises resulting in over 200,000 job losses, get exposed for receiving over £100,000 worth of freebies - he almost certainly wouldn’t have won. He duped the electorate. An utterly shameless display of snake oil political salesmanship. And still he lectures all of us in that gratingly sanctimonious manner of his like we are all somehow the problem here.
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£130 million on Isak
£115 million on Wirtz
£79 million on Ekitike
£40 million on Kerkez
£29.5 million on Frimpong
£26 million on Leoni
£419.5 million spent
How do they compete?
Mikel Arteta, we won’t forget what you said about Thomas Partey.
Arsenal Football Club, we won’t forget how much you protected him.
Disgraceful how this is all just happening now.
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