Seb Kowalke

2026 F1 Sim Racing World Champions 🏆
Race Engineer @AlpineSimRacing @G2esports
Business email: badg3rman(at)outlook(dot)com
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[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

I am incredibly proud to announce that I will be a race engineer for @AlpineSimRacing in the upcoming 2026 F1 Sim Racing World Championship!

I want to thank both Alpine Sim Racing and @G2esports for this opportunity!

Let's get this season underway!

[Alpine Sim Racing @AlpineSimRacing]

The Class of 2026 💫

We are delighted to announce our management and engineering teams for the upcoming F1 Sim Racing Series 💪

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

guys, I'm assembling a team...

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Take me back to 2014, when all was right in the world...

[Bayern & Germany @iMiaSanMia]

📆 On this day, 12 years ago 🇩🇪🇧🇷

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

@fresafella @tuppesgadse Doch, das merkst du halt schon. Nur halt jedes Mal beim Einkaufen.

Es ist ja jetzt schon alles irre teuer. Als nächstes kostet n Stück Butter 3 Euro oder was?

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

my bestie came over 🤣

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@YknotDias @theoldzealand Switzerland had never won a penalty shootout at a major tournament before today.

0-1 in world cups, 0-2 at the euros. Literally the worst penalty shooout team in history. Until today.

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

Her supporting Colombia has now made Switzerland win their first penalty shootout ever at a major tournament.

They were 0-3 in penalty shootouts before today. And they were 0-3 in penalties taken in a penalty shootout at a world cup (they lost 0-3 on pens against Ukraine in 2006).

Essie has magical powers, no doubt 🤣

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

@ben_brechtken Morgens? dieser kleine faule Wicht schafft es doch gar nicht, vor um 14 Uhr aufzustehen 🤣

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@Dexerto Slowking when? @Razer

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@FootballCliches Daniel Johnson Burn, the man you are!

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

@GPT_Neanderthal @AwayDaysFB He was at the Oktoberfest in Munich for a promotional thing. One of Bayern's main sponsors is Paulaner, a Bavarian brewery that also supplies the Oktoberfest.

I doubt he drank the entire Mass. Or it may have been alcohol-free beer. Yes, Paulaner offers that, too.

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

I want to live in a world where young kids aspire to be Harry Kane on the pitch...

...and Harry Kane off the pitch.

He's the definition of class.

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

Harry Kane’s 32, married to his childhood sweetheart, got four kids, runs his own mental health charity and quietly donates to the armed forces and mental health causes. Barely drinks, doesn’t smoke, and in 15+ years in the spotlight he’s never had a single scandal. Proper clean living.

On the pitch? Ridiculous numbers. England’s all-time top scorer, Spurs’ all-time top scorer, six Golden Boots (four in the Prem, one at a World Cup). Most strikers could only dream of that.
Yet the bloke still gets written off and disrespected more than anyone in his generation. Gives everything for club and country, never puts a foot wrong off the field. Proper professional.

If you’re after a role model, it doesn’t get much better than Kane. The fact we even have to say it says it all, doesn’t it?

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

Born too late to rule the world.
Born too early to rule the apocalypse.
Born perfectly in time to rule the World Cup.

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

Fernando vs Jenson 🤣

he's absolutely right though. these regulations need to get in the bin. give us naturally aspirated V10s or even V12s, no battery at all.

let's leave the battery to Formula E!

[Everything Formula @evrythngformu1a]

Fernando Alonso doesn’t hold back on modern Formula 1. 😬

“In this F1, there’s neither talent, nor speed, nor risk-taking. You just press a button and overtake if you have more power than the car in front.”

A brutal criticism of the current regulations.

#F1 | #BritishGP

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

Ikkimel hat die Ausstrahlung eines kaputten Toasters, eine Stimme wie eine Karen, die nach dem Manager verlangt, und komischere Bewegungen als der 82-jährige Mick Jagger.

Ich glaube, Ikkimel als "berühmte" Person ist ein Industry-Psyop. Da haben sich n paar Medienschaffende hingesetzt und gewundert: "Wie bekannt können wir die untalentierteste Person machen, die wir finden können?" Und daraus ist dann Ikkimel entstanden.

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

@jeff_gluck I can't believe 13.6% are Austin Hill fans... smh

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

We got the Swiss giving up neutrality before GTA 6...

[TSN @TSN_Sports]

The Swiss Football Association weighs in on the decision to allow USA's Folarin Balogun to play vs. Belgium. #FIFAWorldCup

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

How crazy that I got it right! 🤣

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It's [insert driver here] to [insert team here], isn't it?

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@_MartinHagen Afuera sieht anders aus. 100 belassen, 800 abschaffen. Dann würden wir in Deutschland endlich mal vorankommen.

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

@welt SPD und Union: *zerstören jegliche Hoffnung der Generationen Y, Z und Alpha*
AfD und Linke: *gewinnen Prozentpunkte durch Nichtstun*
SPD und Union:

[Seb Kowalke @SebKowalke]

I bet it's before the end of the day, actually.

[Will Buxton @wbuxtonofficial]

Hearing a big announcement is on the way before the end of the week. If it is what I think it is, it’s absolutely massive.