Selina Parra 🍒

Hobbies include: Feeling guilty, wearing glasses, and coming of age. ♌

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

Maaaaan, "You're a song written by the hands of God" is still one of the best opening lyrics of all time

[Homer’s Best Bits @HomersBestBits]

Season 6 Episode 11

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

sleeping so well tonight

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

Gonna thirst after De Paul as a show of Mexican resolve against the Argentinians.

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

What nutrient am I missing if I CANNOT stop eating candied jalapeños

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

Every time a babe is freed, an angel gets his wings 🪽

[TMZ @TMZ]

💔 BREAKING: Margaret Qualley and Jack Antonoff separate after 3 years of marriage.

Details: https://t.co/JUczQqkfQd

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

@Bruce182

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

Guess I’m Norwegian now

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

I love how united everyone is because of the #FIFAWorldCup. Let's all rewatch Glee next.

[⪩ moonive ⪨ @moonivre]

slayyyter is younger and more impactful

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

Boy, do I love Sports Summer

[bladee if he was mexican and could bench 315 @OfficialBrohoss]

6 7ing her boobs >>>>

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

The fit’s lowkey giving Ava Daniels today

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

For AI to respect human dignity and truly serve the common good, responsibility must be clearly defined at every stage: from those who design and develop these systems to those who use them and rely on them for concrete decisions. It must be possibile to identify who must “account” for decisions, justify them, monitor them, and, when necessary, challenge them and remedy any harm caused.

[Shane @sbliss89]

New level of Catholic guilt unlocked: the pope wants to know why you haven’t finished that draft yet.

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

So I says, "Blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end."

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

And if I said Daddy-Daughter dances shouldn't happen without the existence of Daddy-Son dances...

#happyfathersday

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

Between the World Cup and Christmas in July on QVC, it’s an excellent time to ignore how horrifically depressed you are 🙏🏼 #blessed

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

USA USA 🦅🍿

[Selina Parra 🍒 @seli]

Me when Messi even so much as breathes: Tarjeta roja 🚩