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@Hyperjack13 @And1144143And Native Americans lost all their land to superior cultures.

Learn History.

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@joey_poppyseed Totally agree.

Except for the part that nobody cares about soccer and that ugly stadium is wasting a good parking lot that used to be for people riding the boat to a Steelers game

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@MarkMaddenX I've been to hundreds of sporting events and I've only heard people say the N-Word twice.

Once was a Steeler fan referring to Plaxico

The other was a Rangers fan at MSG, after JB Smoove was shown on the big screen cheering for the Rangers he said "I fucking hate that nigger"

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@Trey50Daniel @dudeontheweb My parents love me and keep trying to give me all the land and money they stole from your parents

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@CRH_fanatic I'm struggling to think of a worse combination of colors than Red and Yellow

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@Neely711 all Costumed Mascots are part of the Furry Community and counted as gay by Normal People

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@bradluttrell Not a fan of Morgan Wallen but frisbee'ing a phone is cool and fun

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@BearingNicolas @animun_online 9 if you aren't counting Ashtabula

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@MartyGriffinKD who?

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@JustinWhang

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@PittsburghPG "According to Pittsburgh Pride 🫰Treasurer🫰 Sam Wasserman, corporate sponsorship declined by approximately $100,000 this year"

Oy VEY! Anuddah shonda!

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@VerticalbarJJJ the joke used to be "What if a guy was gay?"

The Legendary "Car Toy" is funny because it would be humiliating if something gay happened to you.

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@RedsDaily4

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@gecffmn those FBI Agents enjoy the same freedoms we all do

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@wraithfodder "you have to subscribe to Paramount + to see it"

or you could spend 15 seconds finding one of the many sites that stream every sporting event for free

but then what would you whine about?

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@alfdanm @Smuphy

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@mist8kfree @PuckFuddleCGY @AreOhEssEyeEe Imax levels of projection

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@metal_militia11 @varshos_glove not religious, but if I were I'd say AIDS was created by God to punish degenerates and man subverted His Devine Will by "curing" the cleansing plague

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@GideonCRozner @BENZOTOOIE "The cat burglar in me can appreciate a job well done. But the fraidy-cat in me wants to run like hell. See, I have two cats inside me."