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Dumb way to die
1. The MT Settebello Strike: The civilian crew had no power over the ship's route an died
2. The EY India Case: The tragic death of Anna Sebastian Perayil led to a government probe which revealed the office lacked a mandatory state labor welfare permit.

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Do you want to work with a criminal?

This is the country

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And they work as security or as front desk agents everywhere

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Some people don’t know that gatecrashing is a criminal offense like flight centre Canada

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Faces of Bigots

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American competitiveness
Number of aliens or alien origins up to around 7 million only from South Asia. What do we call the descendants of these aliens since nowadays no one cares about mixed bloods 🤣

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The following low rated and refugee criminal supporting hotels also support Ebola. 1. Holiday Inn Express & Suites Toronto Airport South by IHG (located at 25 International Blvd) 2. Chelsea Hotel, Toronto 3. Sheraton Toronto 4. Sandman (all hotels) 5. all hotels in Montreal

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Let us classify the Muslims and indigenous of Canada in one bucket and give them a MIC 🤣

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Admin: "We’ve cut 600 programs to save the budget!"
Student: "What about my degree?"
Admin: "It's now a 'legacy concept.' Please enjoy the empty campus on your way out."

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**Recruiter:** "Tuition's $40k, degrees are golden!"
**Student:** "I'll work full-time to pay it."
**Reality:** "Best I can do is a minimum-wage gig at a strip-mall tim-bits and a basement bedroom for $2k."
**Student:** "Wait, where's the 'golden' career?"

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Officer: "Welcome! Need a home, job, and degree?"
Applicant: "Yes!"
Officer: "Great, here's your permanent residence."
Housing Market: "Where are they going to sleep?"
Government: "Don't ask, just keep the population growing!"

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Senator A: "I propose a study on the ethics of napping."
Senator B: "Seconded! Let’s debate for six months."
Citizen: "Any actual laws?"
Senator A: "Zzz... check back in a decade."

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Pete: "Canada Post is a soul-stirring, tangible art form!"
Dave: "It’s just junk mail and 'missed delivery' slips."
Pete: "But can email knit a tea cozy?"
Dave: "No, but it arrives in seconds, not years."

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@cieu_official Given the tragic history of the 1991 assassination by a Sri Lankan female bowing to touch the feet, some question the wisdom of allowing individuals from Sri Lanka even when presented under the guise of seeking refuge or humanitarian aid.