Sensmonster

Part-time poster. Full-time idiot.

[Sensmonster @sensmonster]

PWHL is starting to become a joke of a league. How are you supposed to get hyped for your team when you lose all your core players?

[PWHL Hamilton @PWHL_Hamilton]

Forward thinking 🙂‍↕️

Three-time Olympic Medalist Emily Clark has signed a two-year Standard Player Agreement!

📰 https://t.co/TvRVjK7WBP

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Me when I get home from a night of drinking and realize I forgot to Uber Eats myself McDonalds

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The last thing you see before your capitan demandsa trade

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Boy I hope I don’t have a long day where my Ottawa hockey team loses another captain as I wake up in the “long day where my Ottawa hockey team loses another captain” capital of the world

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Just fell to me knees in a Tim Hortons parking lot

[PWHL Report @PWHL_Report]

𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 🚨: PWHL Hamilton have signed forward Brianne Jenner to a 3-year contract.

First player in Hamilton’s history. #PWHL

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Me watching another captain of an Ottawa Hockey team get forced out

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We’re so back

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First trailer for ‘ALIEN ISOLATION 2’.

Coming soon.

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Crazy this ended Dylan Larkin’s career in Detroit

[SENS TALK @senstalk_]

What a beautiful morning #Sens army.

Your Ottawa Senators are back in a playoff spot.

Our top prospect Carter Yakemchuk is eating up the NHL alive.

And the vibes could not be better.

Have a glorious Wednesday!

[Sensmonster @sensmonster]

Gonna be a long offseason

[Jack Richardson @jackrichrdson]

Would it be insane to target Alex DeBrincat this summer because he is still exactly what this roster needs

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That face you make when your waiting in line at the self serve kiosk and you hear the Sens goal horn go off

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Music to my ears

[Alex Adams @alexadamsBTP_]

Asked Michael Andlauer if he plans to spend to the cap next season.

“This year we spent cash over cap was higher, so whatever it's going to take to bring a cup.”

[Sensmonster @sensmonster]

lol, lmao even

[Elliotte Friedman @FriedgeHNIC]

https://t.co/3M9dl1OQiO

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I may or may not have fist pumped at that Seth Jarvis goal

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🏒 NHL 82-0
Record: 73-9

LW: Frank Mahovlich (Toronto 1960s)
C: Wayne Gretzky (LA Kings 1990s)
RW: Nikita Kucherov (Tampa Bay 2020s)
LD: Dave Babych (Winnipeg 1980s)
RD: James Wisniewski (Columbus 2010s)
G: Miikka Kiprusoff (Calgary 2000s)

https://t.co/7q3SLfcm6J

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We used to be a proper society

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@SteveOnSens Something you’ll be hearing more and more

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I don’t recognize this as a real Stanley Cup Final because the Sens aren’t in it

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I can’t believe I have to cheer for the Hurricanes now

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Me liking all the Montreal hate tweets on my timeline after spending a week off Twitter

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Da Canes