Samantha Smith

A middle child seeking attention.

[Samantha Smith @SeriouslyitsSam]

After 15 years of making jokes that only I thought were funny and posting song lyrics that made no sense out of context- it’s time to get off this app for good.

Bye.✌🏻

[Vincent Van Gone @VVanGone]

unaware
sometimes I do not breathe
when I know you are with me
I hold my breath without thinking
fearful that I might wake up
from this beautiful dream
and find you disappearing
as if the morning light
were eating away the mist
as its warmth covers the sea

[gill @contactabrother]

Do u guys think I can move on

[Samantha Smith @SeriouslyitsSam]

Please don’t be in love with someone else.
Please don’t have somebody waiting on you.

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Stop worrying if your vision is new. Let others make that decision—they usually do. You keep moving on.

[Samantha Smith @SeriouslyitsSam]

Now I understand.
And it’s time to leave the woods.

[Sondheim Lyrics @sondheimlyrics]

Just remembering you’ve had an “and” when you’re back to “or” makes the “or” mean more than it did before.

[Samantha Smith @SeriouslyitsSam]

Ok you can ban TikTok but please just let us keep watching all of the accounts with talking parrots

[Samantha Smith @SeriouslyitsSam]

Weird brag, but I always look great in the Target checkout cameras. 💁🏼‍♀️✨

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

We are deeply saddened to learn of the passing of The Vivienne. Her talent, humor, and dedication to the art of drag was an inspiration. She will be dearly missed, but her legacy will live on as a beacon of creativity and authenticity – she embodied what it means to be a true champion.  Our hearts go out to her family and fans during this difficult time.

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

Nooo that’s my emotional support guy i text who’s not into me

[Samantha Smith @SeriouslyitsSam]

Clue and Funny Girl are currently on the YouTube free movies channel. You’re welcome.

[Samantha Smith @SeriouslyitsSam]

A revival of the Pirate Queen but it’s with the original Broadway cast.

[Samantha Smith @SeriouslyitsSam]

I have to stop waiting around to feel happy here in my hometown.

[Samantha Smith @SeriouslyitsSam]

Am I really thinking of moving to DC in 2025?

[Craig Thomas @HimymCraig]

Tomorrow's New Year's Eve, but this year, America actually dropped the ball on November 5th.

[Samantha Smith @SeriouslyitsSam]

God, I am such a great Auntie.