Seth Graves

America's Tweetheart

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

Hey @DHLUSHelp I’ve been standing outside my building for 2 hours waiting for a delivery, only to get a "missed you" notification. This is the 2nd day in a row the driver has falsified a delivery attempt. Calling CS does nothing. Can someone actually look at my instructions?

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

@BradComplemence hey! did I ever respond to this? i've been absent from twitter for awhile

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

2021 goals: resting-pulse euphoria

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

@VividSeats I’m about to get on a plane and still don’t have my tickets. Whats up with that?

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

@jamiebradley I got a year free from MusiCares. Werner Herzog, Chris Voss, Lavar Burton, Malcolm Gladwell, Issa Rae, and David Carson all had really enjoyable ones

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

Just wait - when i'm older and all these whipper snappers in their mid-40s are wearing all black, listening to ambient jazz and buying tickets to Carly Rae Jepsen, i'm gonna gatekeep the fuck out of them.

[10th-Legion @10thLegionNFT]

🎁 #NFTGiveaway 🎁

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Rules:
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[10th-Legion @10thLegionNFT]

🎁 #NFTGiveaway 🎁

Prize: 2 NFTs from our collection dropping on November 15! 🎉

Rules:
1⃣Follow @10thLegionNFT
2⃣❤️ & RT
3⃣Join Discord: https://t.co/XbfTlYaTt1

2 Winners in 24 hours!⌛️

#NFTGiveaways #NFTCommunity #NFT #NFTcollection

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

"hardcore porn" implies the existence of "crossover thrash" porn

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

are we going to keep allowing shower sex to be glorified by Hollywood when bidet sex is clearly the American dream?

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

@AshSpurge Nonduality: unlocked

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

@phoebe_bridgers well, actually...

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

Just realized that no one is going to bring up Die Hard until next Christmas. I was wrong, they were right.

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

Linear time is the worst

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

Mold Is this invisible organism in your fridge that will forever say "well, if you're not going to finish this, allow me."

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

"I'm a picky eater"
Translation: "What's it like to be broke af?"

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

“Shot” is the new “duck”. Is this an iOS 13 thing or am I just shitting on more things these days?

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

I'm coming out of Twitter retirement. Holy crap, this thing is a mess and I forgot that number you text to update this thing.

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

https://t.co/ystwZTSHsy episode/6uagdYENZ1HjiaeX7gbqIN?si=LyyAKCj5QzmjkaM-amv5Cg

[Seth Graves @sethgravy]

if your neighborhood isn't filled with cute wifi network names, is it really gentrified?