The Fucking Reporter

Everyone deserves to know the truth!... Even if it's not true.

Best faceless reporter 🎤🎥🗞

[The Fucking Reporter @sexy_reporter]

Ladies, gentlemen and others... I'm happy to announce that...
My very own Straw page has arrived!

https://t.co/87t4vmU8HY

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@blorbenz Oh damn....

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Breaking news: they know.

[The disinformative FUCKING reporter 🏳️‍⚧️ @LiesNReports]

The evil fucking skeleton did WHAT

[The Fucking Reporter @sexy_reporter]

I don't know pal, but my purpose is to report it!

[Conor D. Oil @RealConorOil]

What is my purpose

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@lovedetecting Wow

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Daily Object news: You can revive sister witches with this

[Daily object @daily_object__]

Daily Object #666:

Black Candles

[The Fucking Reporter @sexy_reporter]

@lovedetecting Hmmm that's interesting, tell me more

[Sacabambaspis @blorbenz]

Alright I've been thinking..
Recently some people on my feed have been feeling a bit down lately, whether or not this helps is beyond me..

As Cave Johnson once said: "Its not about why, its about why not." Why not act silly, why not have some fun, cause life IS worth living for!

[The Fucking Reporter @sexy_reporter]

@lovedetecting Oh!!! I meant witches who are sisters to each other, not witches who are sisters to other non-witch people!
Also wdym you wiill eat the bullet 😟

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BREAKING NEWS:

[goreguy ‼️ @_kyta3]

Dog just licked my foot cause I'm wearing the mocks

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@lovedetecting ... are you calling my sister a witch

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Kitty news: Schools will now accept feline students in their classrooms.

[cats with powerful impression 🐾 @catshealdeprsn]

Classmates

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Homo news: The closet is made out of glass

[Conor D. Oil @RealConorOil]

I am not "homosexual".

I have gay thoughts every now and then, like everyone.

But what separates me from the liberals is that I don't act on them.

Every day I wake up and CHOOSE not to be gay.

And you must do the same.

That's what real patriotism looks like.

[henry @henry5839201746]

some people in this world shouldn't listen to this post

[The Mysterious Fucking Child Detective Sidekick @MyseriousEnfant]

@sexy_reporter Whatever the answer is... The Fucking Reporter isn't on it...

[𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚝! @lovedetecting]

@sexy_reporter MR REPORTER!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE AND HIT HIM WITH 10,000 DOLLARS OF MEDICAL DEBT!!!

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@lovedetecting

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Cat news: OOOOWWWWWW
WHATATINYANDCUTEKITTEN 🥰🥰☺️☺️☺️

[The disinformative FUCKING reporter 🏳️‍⚧️ @LiesNReports]

BREAKING NEWS: The evil paladin either hates animation or is HOMOPHOBIC!!

Time to update that medieval thinking, don't you think?