Founder of FTP (Fool The People). I beat retail investors to a pulp while lining the pockets of politicians. Thankfully my donations will cover my tracks.
@SBF_FTX I did not trade using clients’ funds. I did not know Alameda had unlimited, full access to FTX funds. I did not undermine Three Arrows Capital by using customer funds to depeg Luna’s stable token. I did not help facilitate $640mm of Voyager Digital’s money to 3AC. #FTXScandal
Good Morning ☀️🌞😃 the good news is I am out of jail living with my parents until my trial. The bad news is I cannot compensate victims during this time. Not worries, my private wallets containing missing customer funds are safe. #SBF_FTX#ftx#crypto#bitcoin#ethereum#NFT
@SBF_FTX I was rotating the wallets so we could try to hide what we were doing with the funds. Oops can people see this message?? Sorry that was all a long typo.
I’m not sure I understand what happened. Everyone loved me then all my customers turned their back on me. Anyway I’m tweeting from my jail cell and it will be back to business once I’m out. #RevoltVoyager#NFT#solana#videogames#boxing#SBF_FTX#sbf#SBF
@1DasVidaniya My father is to blame on that one. He was too busy giving me advice. Do you think I should tell them that I had been planning to visit Russia and maybe they will still let me go??
@bittyballer1 I love my mom and dad. They taught me effective altruism. I’m a big philanderer, I mean philanthropist … well I guess I can be both. Ask my x-girlfriend for confirmation. Btw, she’s to blame for all of this. #sbf#ftx#nft#crypto#solana#revoltvoyager#videogames
@GaryGensler Who else are we going to fuck over together Gary? We make such a good team and if I didn’t love ❤️ you like family, I swear I might consider myself your man!
@SBF_FTX I like Twitter because I have lots of free time to fuck with all of you. Why do a press release when I can do like 20 or more tweets in a row. I’m completely normal here. And it makes me look good and shows how much I care, despite the fact ya’all make me vomit 🤮
@SBF_FTX I’ll be honest though, I really started FTX with the government on my side, so you know … we make the markets look more fair, but I really am trying to make everyone poor while giving the illusion I’m a generous guy. I’m going to screw all of you eventually. Good luck, 🍀
@cryptooy@SBF_FTX Well you know I did Luna dirty to cause 3AC to fail, shorting the market to buy some crypto at a discount as well with those profits, and I tricked Ehrlich of Voyager Digital to lend funds to 3AC. Funny the SEC kinda supported me here, and I got VD for pennies!
@SBF_FTX So here’s what we did. Cause Luna to go belly up while knowing 3AC would go BK causing Voyager Digital to go BK and buy the assets. Just want to know how you were able to convince Ehrlich to be so stupid and trustworthy of you. Wait, how much did you pay him on the backend?
@SBF_FTX The market analytics and trading manipulation worked to a “T” with 3AC and your advice to Steven Ehrlich to lend unsecured customer funds to 3AC was genius! Then with Almeda ‘s unpaid loan back to Voyager Digital, FTX could scoop of the breadcrumbs for pennies. Brilliant! :)
@SpeakerPelosi Why do you have so many followers and I barely can stay at 100? What are your secrets Nancy? I am willing to follow you if you follow me. 🙏 I’m American 🇺🇸
@SpeakerPelosi Thanks Nancy … we need hopeless people to dream. That’s all they have, and It keeps money flowing into our little treasure chest. Btw, your husband owes me on the backend. Catch you later.