Shane Smelly

Big words in low stakes situations

[Shane Smelly @shanesmelly]

@revolucienary James Nunn is almost as bad a Etan Cohen

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@revolucienary I think the clothes are nice

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@BenjiSwin Hi, I’m interested. How much for the two?

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@revolucienary A flight should at least contribute towards my monthly leap card cap

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@ClareDavern @Ticketmaster Hi, are these available?

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@revolucienary Can only do a comeback tour if people know you retire

[Shane Smelly @shanesmelly]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@revolucienary Is the screenshot wrong?

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@revolucienary There was no reason for me to be in this

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@revolucienary If you turn down two houses in the space of a year you get suspended from the list for a year during which you can't claim rent supplement either. Must be shit houses if people are opting for that instead

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@revolucienary And Ill say it again

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@revolucienary Very funny to accidentally stumble into being the definitive authority on fine dining

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@revolucienary Michelin started writing restaurant reviews so people would drive to go to the good ones and spend more on tyres

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@revolucienary I had to look up what she did and it's even worse that I could have imagined

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@revolucienary Sweets are free for children. They dont have money