Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی

Stand-up comic, author and all round delight. Trustee @sohotheatre mgt: Curtis Brown Keynote/host [email protected]

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

@ruhawksley You are not paying for a night out, you're paying for artistic expression. Go and see Abba Voyager.

[Carl Bovis @CarlBovisNature]

This is what entitlement looks like! 🤬
There are nesting waterbirds on this pond on Hampstead Heath... there are also big 'No Swimming' signs, all being totally ignored! 🤬
Pure selfishness... 😒🤬🤬

(Shared from Instagr*m with permission from 'swansofhampsteadheath')

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

@mrmarksteel Oh you've heard of Iran have you Mark? Only I never heard you utter a word of support for the protesters being slaughtered in their thousands as they bravely stood up to tyranny. I thought you LIKED revolutions.

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

I'm not on X these days but I did pop on yesterday and saw this. Thank you to everyone who is speaking up for the beautiful freedom-loving people of Iran 💚🤍❤️ #freeiran

[Boy George @BoyGeorge]

All my love @ShappiKhorsandi

https://t.co/jHsScpVV6x

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

@BoyGeorge ❤️❤️💔❤️❤️❤️💔💔❤️

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Hello I am at @spacentre leamington spa tomorrow and there are lots of tickets left because of something I did to #leamingtonspa in a previous life. #adhd #leamingtoncomedyfestival

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Hey @RachCreeger tell them i will do volunteer shifts at the bar and am
Sure other comics will do the same! https://t.co/p1n4jWASs8

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Pretty much. I was moving house, was pregnant and got told off for constantly eating on camera. The studio was freezing. I made a sandwich and padded off to put a rabbit hutch together.

[Nick Brown @mrtuft]

@ShappiKhorsandi Do I remember correctly that once you had got as far as you were happy with, you made a sandwich knowing you’d be sent home?

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

I was on masterchef years ago...wanted to search what was going on with the latest sacking but spelled his name too many times and gave up.

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

This is the only thing any of us should ever watch online

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

This is perhaps the best thing produced by the internet in recent history

[Lindsey Hilsum @lindseyhilsum]

Tonight ⁦@GaryLineker⁩ chairs a discussion with #Gazan medics after a showing of the film #DoctorsinGaza - broadcast on @channel4 last night after the @bbc refused to show it. He seems shocked at the evidence of starvation and injuring of children.

[basement films @Basement_Films]

Thank you for watching our @Basement_Films film we thank our Palestinian colleagues for risking their lives to make it, thank you to @Channel4 & @zeteo_news for running it. We apologise to the Doctors & medics we interviewed & those they lost for the disgraceful delay; we wanted it on @BBCNews but they couldn’t and wouldn’t show it. #GazaDoctorsUnderAttack
Send your love to these 2 @jaberphotos Osama Al Ashi and pray they and their families survive

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Gaza: Doctors Under Attack on Channel 4 is brilliant and horrible and diabolical and anyone who can see it and not be moved and enraged should probably resign their status as a human and apply to join a different species.

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Review for #Gaza: Doctors under Attack which the BBC refused to air. channel 4 did. Respect to the perseverance of proper journalism https://t.co/5km1t4Owq0

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

@MrTCHarris UK’s demographic, particularly in west country/south is mostly white. Also socioeconomic factors, you need disposable income...says something about systemic inequalities, which disproportionately affect people of colour. Also, camping is a very anglo-saxon thing 🤣

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Banging their heads together didn't work then?

[PoliticsJOE @PoliticsJOE_UK]

Trump: Israel and Iran don't know what the fuck they're doing

[New Humanist @NewHumanist]

Did you know that the brilliant @ShappiKhorsandi has a regular column in @NewHumanist? It's all about generational differences - check it out now https://t.co/ElCZ1xXSzL

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Use Chatgpt they said. It'll change your life they said! It thinks I am
welsh. Oh and I asked about #AssistedDyingBill

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

Empathy and compassion demand far more from us than fury and vengeance.

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

just popping by to see the Musk/Trump scrap. Twitter is an exceptionally rare guilty pleasure these days. Like chewing on a toenail.