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⚽️ Wigan Athletic 😁 Smile and the world smiles with you.

[Sharon1697 @Sharon1697]

@SamRobinson_33 Think so if he hits someone in the face with them on 😳

[Paul Embery @PaulEmbery]

Please remember that you must not express your feelings about the Belfast atrocity until the political establishment has told you exactly how you are supposed to feel. That's how it works now.

[Sharon1697 @Sharon1697]

@TNLUK It will be interesting to see the difference in winners created etc

[Sharon1697 @Sharon1697]

@andy4makerfield Andy on his way to Westminster and out of Makerfield if he wins.

[Sharon1697 @Sharon1697]

@TNLUK @Sjd_22 £1, you have a prize that low!? And people need 4 numbers to win £50 😂

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

🎯

[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

You must be gutted it’s too late to prosecute them.

[Sharon1697 @Sharon1697]

@SamRobinson_33 @Finton05408696 @rwall83060758 @StupidNeilAgain @Stehodgy65 tells himself every day that he doesn’t know how lucky he is too ☺️😎

[Adam Cherry @_adamcherry_]

Typing this from a cafe in Makerfield.

The Burnham gag has made an impression here. Genuine exchange from the next table:

“A Blairite, Brownite, Corbynite and Starmerite walk into a bar and the barman says: ‘What can I get you, Andy?’”

“Do you get it? True, isn’t it?”

“Yep.”

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Speaking as a woman, all this crying over Robert Kenyon offending women on #bbcqt is making me cringe to my bones. Some women understand banter. We do it too. We’re not all touchy and humourless.

[Sharon1697 @Sharon1697]

🤣🤣🤣

[RadioGenoa @RadioGenoa]

Kim Jong-un says he is seriously concerned about free speech in UK and says he stands ready to welcome British refugees fleeing Keir Starmer's dictatorship.

[Maurice Cousins @MDC12345678]

I do not doubt his affection for the region. But if Makerfield votes for this cliché-laden sentimentalism, it should not be surprised by what follows.

He is Keir Starmer with more emotion and a Paul Smith t-shirt.

[Sharon1697 @Sharon1697]

@andy4makerfield

[James May @MrJamesMay]

@prieurdp This is a very elaborate way of admitting that you can’t reverse a car.

[Esther McVey @EstherMcVey1]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

Nicola Sturgeon has updated her pronouns to him/not me.

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

This is my speech in Parliament on the rape gang scandal.

[Sharon1697 @Sharon1697]

Given recent developments I’m not surprised to see no police there 😳

[James J. Marlow @James_J_Marlow]

Passengers boarding Jet 2 flights from
Manchester are of an extremely low character. Well done to the staff for banning him from boarding.

WARNING: Swearing

[Sharon1697 @Sharon1697]

Unbelievable this.

[Greater Manchester Police @gmpolice]

Last year a man was convicted of assaulting two female officers and a male member of the public at Manchester Airport in July 2024. He will be sentenced next month.

Two juries have been unable to deliver a verdict relating to alleged assaults on a male officer.

[Sharon1697 @Sharon1697]

🤣🤣🤣

[Dr. Dame Katy Denise CH GBE 🏳️‍⚧️🇳🇬🪑 @damekatydenise_]

“Her prostate cancer diagnosis”
“Her erectile disfunction”
“Her protruding Adam’s Apple”
“Her twisted bollock”
“Her smegma”
“She caught her foreskin in her zipper”

Normalise & use these sentences. Together, we can make a difference.

#BeKind 🍆 🏳️‍⚧️

[Sharon1697 @Sharon1697]

@SamRobinson_33 Sounds lovely, where did she go Sam 🥳