Shayfer James

Raised by an owl, an elephant and a wolf. Maker of songs. Twitter is my snark and information platform. Link is to new “Shipwreck” album and more!

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Reminder: You can’t advocate for gun control and civil discourse and also celebrate an assassination attempt. Get it together. Stay hinged and fucking vote.

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At a cafe.

Someone just ordered a “side of simple syrup” 🙄

I’m too much of a curmudgeon for this world.

Also. New album is nearing completion.

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Sometimes I leave junk mail in my mailbox out of spite. Like “no you don’t deserve to come inside.”

There is. Something wrong with me.

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I just used the phrase “A wilted iceberg lettuce of a person” to describe someone and I think it might be the meanest thing I’ve ever said.

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@Restekel You’ll see soon enough! And no shows this time around

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@reqrequiem Mythic experience. ✨✨

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The Venn diagram of Uber drivers and Christian rock radio listeners is apparently a circle.

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@fontbescared Not me and not a clue who it might be 🤷‍♂️

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Your creepy quote of the day: 🌿 "The true alchemists do not change lead into gold; they change the world into words." - William H. Gass #Alchemy #Words #Transformation

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Your creepy quote of the day: 💀 "I am alone; I am always alone no matter what." - Patricia Highsmith, The Talented Mr. Ripley #PatriciaHighsmith #Alone #Isolation

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My cosplay is curmudgeon.

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Your creepy quote of the day: 🌌 "There is something haunting in the light of the moon; it has all the dispassionateness of a disembodied soul, and something of its inconceivable mystery." - Joseph Conrad #JosephConrad #Moonlight #Haunting

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Your creepy quote of the day: 🔥 "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." - William Shakespeare, Macbeth #Shakespeare #Macbeth #Tale

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@thebowtiecult 🙏🙏🙏

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Your creepy quote of the day: 🗡️ "The dead travel fast." - Bram Stoker, Dracula #Dracula #BramStoker #Dead

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Your creepy quote of the day: 🌑 "There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand." - Mary Shelley, Frankenstein #Frankenstein #MaryShelley #Soul

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Your creepy quote of the day: 🕯️ "In the end, we are all the same. Our bones turn to dust, and we all return to the earth." - Unknown #Death #Bones #Dust

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our creepy quote of the day: 🌿 "The boundary between the natural and the supernatural was a bright line in the Middle Ages. Anything that couldn’t be explained by the natural world was the work of God or the Devil." - Bill Bryson #BillBryson #MiddleAges #Supernatural

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Your creepy quote of the day: 🦇 "Monsters are real, and ghosts are real too. They live inside us, and sometimes, they win." - Stephen King #StephenKing #Monsters #Ghosts

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our creepy quote of the day: 🌌 "The world is indeed full of peril, and in it there are many dark places; but still there is much that is fair, and though in all lands love is now mingled with grief, it grows perhaps the greater." - J.R.R. Tolkien #Tolkien #Peril #Love