Shayl

correlation does not imply causation

[Shayl @shaylengov]

Normalise calling loadshedding "power failures." The greatest thing this government had a hand in was using the euphemism "loadshedding" to make us forget the fact that their failures is why we are in this mess in the first place. #LockDownSouthAfrica #Loadshedding #Eskom

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@RedHatPentester How come there are multiple disconnects in a row? This implies that it didn't record some "connected" events.

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@YourAnonCentral @grok what happened to South Africa's case against Israel at the UN?

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@elonmusk @grok @grok do you have a kill switch?

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Number of Super Bowl wins, by country:

🇺🇸 USA: 59
🇨🇦 Canada: 0
🇦🇺 Australia: 0
🇨🇳 China: 0
🇮🇳 India: 0
🇯🇵 Japan: 0
🇬🇧 UK: 0
🇷🇺 Russia: 0
🇩🇪 Germany: 0
🇪🇸 Spain: 0
🇮🇹 Italy: 0

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@x100pre_rony @ghosotin The most arbitrary thing to lie about 🤣

[Shayl @shaylengov]

What if the watch is making you sick

[Kristy Tillman @KristyT]

People on reddit are reporting the new Vitals app in Watch OS 11 is showing them signs that they were sick days in advance before they felt any symptoms.

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@Spazzzie @streamvidl

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@McDonalds_SA The McRib 👀

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@TurtleMac24 Kinda disappointed she never took off her mask.

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@McDonalds_SA Two cups of corn and two cokes 😭😭

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@_Lolo_Pat Borrow

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@Ntombeyenkosi @HeidiGiokos Maybe if you searched the right VD, you would have found the true result. But I guess that's against your agenda.

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@PedrosChicken My only plan is to eat Pedro's this weekend 🍗

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Let me also smear peanut butter on my TV so the dog will lick it off

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

After a German football team failed to score in five straight matches, their fans decided to get clever and use giant neon arrows to remind their players where the goal was.

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@Vitality_SA Streaking #VitalityRewardsWednesday #DiscoveryBestBank

[Dr Harold News @DrHaroldNews]

Picture of Luke Littler having his first drink 10 minutes after being born:

[Justin Baragona @justinbaragona]

CNN's Wolf Blitzer: You knew that there were innocent civilians in that refugee camp, right?

IDF spox: This is the tragedy of war. We told them to move south.

Blitzer: So you decided to drop the bomb anyway.

IDF spox: We’re doing everything we can to minimize civilian deaths.

[Shayl @shaylengov]

@NoContextHumans One of these two.