shehzad

I love music, I hate rap. I love Arsenal, sometimes I run, but mostly I sit.

[shehzad @shehzad]

@Plus500 Worst service experience ever. Been suspended for over a month on account that I haven't provided a statement for a card that I don't use for their services!!! Bordering on scam. Money in my account that they won't let me use or return to me. STAY AWAY!!! PATHETIC.

[shehzad @shehzad]

@CreativeLabs when are we getting the outlier Air in Australia?

[Foodcoma.sa @FoodcomaSa]

Foodcoma is now available on #HungerStation
Order away... We look forward to serving you our delicious, handcrafted, bbq grilled beef burgers and more

[shehzad @shehzad]

@faisalkapadia Chernobyl

[shehzad @shehzad]

@careem 2 wks since i havent been able to login to web/mobile. raised a support request, but issue still not solved - moving to @Uber

[shehzad @shehzad]

@theTunnelBear seems to be down, cant even access the website...or maybe its blocked in Saudi Arabia???

[shehzad @shehzad]

Get your paws on the TunnelBear app! (http://t.co/AztyB3jfgK) and browse privately from another country! @thetunnelbear

[shehzad @shehzad]

@cupcakera you should check out his *ahem* portfolio. http://t.co/wMzYedqCs1

[shehzad @shehzad]

I am looking for a company to deploy a small WiFi Internet setup in Islamabad for approx 200 users. please inbox me if you're interested.

[Saad Haroon @SaadHaroonSays]

Cheer up everyone! Nawaz Sharif will never win social media! Lets stay online forever!

[Ahmer Naqvi @karachikhatmal]

Highest number of burgers grilled in a single day since mdonald's opened its doors #NA250 #PakVotes #Elections2013 #May11

[Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews]

PTI's #StamponBat is one of the top trending topics on Twitter in #Pakistan #PakVotes http://t.co/XudCY4nkZ3

[shehzad @shehzad]

Calvin on existentialism... http://t.co/t6brOFceCb

[shehzad @shehzad]

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[shehzad @shehzad]

@fzee good luck!!

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

[Paul Rigby @PaulRigbywrites]

'I've been a very naughty girl,' she said, licking her lips, 'I need to be punished.' So I bought her the Daniel O'Donnell Christmas album.