A boy goes to the bank every day and deposits $100. One day, the bank manager notices and asks him: “Hey, why are you putting $100 in here every day?” The child replies: “Can we talk in your office?” The manager agrees, and they go to his office. The child then reveals: “Well, every day I make a bet with a new person that I can kiss my right eye.”
The manager laughs and says, “You really can’t do that!” The child grins and asks, “Want to bet?” The manager thinks he is being clever, agrees, and in the blink of an eye, the child pulls out his fake eye and kisses it. The manager feels a bit stupid and gives him $100, but wants it back.
The child says: “Okay, but here’s the catch: I bet you’re wearing red girl’s panties. If I’m wrong, I’ll give you your $100 back plus another $100.” The manager thinks he is too smart for this and agrees. The boy then adds: “But first, we need 10 witnesses to make it official.”
The manager gathers his team, and after taking off his pants, he feels quite proud that he has won $100. But then he notices the kid grinning. Confused, he asks: “Why are you happy now that you’ve lost your money?” The boy laughs and says: “Well, I had a bet with your team about how fast I could make you pull down your pants!”
After Converting to Islam, he decided to submit his papers to work as a police officer in Britain. While submitting his papers, he told them, "If you accept me, I have three conditions that I cannot waive:"
1. I must pray the Friday prayer in the Mosque.
2. I must always be allowed to perform the five daily prayers at their specified times.
3. I must keep my beard bcus I want to be identified by it as a Muslim.
Brother Daniel, according to his interview with the program "By the Quran, I Have Been Guided," confirmed that he has learned Arabic nd obtained a license to recite the Holy Quran "correctly" with Tajweed.
He studies Tafsir (exegesis) and is actively and publicly calling people to Islam.
He says, "I am a Muslim and I am proud to be a Muslim. I do not want to hide my Islam. I want everyone who sees me to recognize me as a Muslim."
I learned from Islam: It doesn't matter whether you do a lot or a little. What matters is that you do what you can.
We ask Allaah to grant him steadfastness and beneficial knowledge.
The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.
The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.
Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.
If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
My younger brother came to visit me, and from day one he was quietly observing me like a detective 😂
One evening, he finally confronted me in the most hilarious way.
He said,
“Since I came here, I have noticed something… whenever you serve your husband food, you always design it. You add toppings, arrange it nicely, make it look like restaurant food. But when it’s my own, you just pour it like bricklayer work. No decoration. No love. Nothing.”
I just burst out laughing.
I told him,
“Bro, I can’t be designing food I’m serving in large quantity. My husband doesn’t eat like you. His own is easier to decorate.”
He didn’t even agree. He cut me off immediately and said,
“No wahala. Just design my own too. I don’t mind. Don’t be biased 😂”
I said okay.
The next day, I cooked rice and stew and decided to give him “premium treatment.”
When I served him, his face lit up.
“Ahhh! This is what I’m talking about! See food! 😂”
He was so happy… until about 5 minutes later.
The food finished.
He looked at me and said
“Sis… abeg… add more rice for me.”
I just leaned back and laughed.
“Ah ah, you said you wanted designer food. That’s the price. Go and drink water.”
He shouted, “Gift abeg na!”
I said, “No. You want to compete with my husband abi? Then compete with his appetite too.”
Since that day until he went back to his location, everything changed.
Whenever I’m serving food, he runs first and says:
“Sis please… I’m a bricklayer. No design for me again 😂😂”
This is what Elon Musk doesn't want you to see on this platform. This’s what your media won’t report.
Israel is dropping bombs on tents full of displaced families in Gaza.
Sky News completely destroys the Zionist regime's primary excuse for bombing Lebanon. The reporter confirms there is absolutely zero evidence of military activity in the civilian homes Israel is obliterating.
Washington is funding pure state terrorism!
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We are searching for the relatives of this Young Man, before his death, said he was from Argungu. However, there was nothing on him that could help identify his name or phone number.
He was involved in a motor accident on the road from Jega to Argungu. After he was taken to the FMC hospital in Birnin Kebbi, Allah took his soul. His body is currently at FMC Birnin Kebbi.
Anyone who recognizes him or knows his family can contact these numbers: 07061307795 or 08068699091
May Allah forgive him and make it possible for his relatives to be found.
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A website is DOCUMENTING Israel’s crimes with GEOLOCATION, dates, categories of crimes, and footage of the incidents themselves.
One click and you can see EXACTLY what Israel did.
An enormous digital archive built for ACCOUNTABILITY.
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A 22-year-old graduate student in Kazakhstan got so angry at journal paywalls in 2011 that she built a pirate website holding 88 million scientific papers, and last month she turned the whole thing into an AI that lets you ask one question and get the actual research as the answer.
Her name is Alexandra Elbakyan, and the website is called Sci-Hub.
The AI she just launched is called Sci-Bot. It lives at https://t.co/6w0IBtOEYB and almost nobody outside academia knows it exists yet.
Here is the story, because it is one of the strangest things to happen in science publishing in the last 50 years.
Elbakyan was born in Almaty in 1988, the year the Soviet Union started to collapse. She taught herself programming at 12. She read Soviet science books that explained things her family used to call miracles. She got into computer security at university and graduated in 2009 with a degree she barely needed because by then she was already a serious hacker.
Alexandra moved to Moscow that fall. Then Germany. Then a research internship in the United States. She was working on brain-computer interfaces, the kind of research that requires you to read hundreds of papers a year just to keep up with the field.
And every single one of those papers was locked behind a journal paywall that cost between 30 and 50 dollars to read once.
She did the math. A graduate student in Kazakhstan could not afford to read science.
The first thing she did was learn how to get around the paywalls one paper at a time. She passed the trick around to other students. They asked her for papers constantly. She got tired of doing it manually.
So in September 2011, in three days, she wrote a script that automated the whole thing. A user pastes a DOI. The script logs in through a donated institutional credential. The paper comes back free. The website caches it.
The next person who asks for that paper gets it instantly because the previous request already saved a copy.
That was Sci-Hub. Three days of code. One graduate student. Done.
15 years later, the cache holds 88 million scientific papers. Almost every piece of scholarly literature published before 2020 is sitting on her servers. Researchers in 190 countries use it. Studies in Nature have shown that roughly half of all academic paper downloads worldwide now go through Sci-Hub, not the publishers who actually own the copyrights.
Elsevier sued her in 2015 and won a 15 million dollar judgment. She did not pay. The American Chemical Society sued her and won an injunction. She did not comply. Courts in India, France, Russia, and the UK have tried to block the domain. She just moves it. https://t.co/3sAWJzNe8I. https://t.co/tGIETesZ8i. https://t.co/H5WQ1f9lqR. The site has had over 20 domains and is still up.
Nature put her on its list of the 10 people who mattered most to science in 2016. The New York Times compared her to Edward Snowden. The Verge called her the pirate queen of science.
She has not been to the United States in over a decade because she would be arrested at the airport.
The Sci-Bot launch in April 2026 is the part that nobody is talking about.
She took the 88 million paper database and put a small language model on top of it. You ask a question in plain English. The model searches the entire shadow library, pulls the relevant papers, synthesizes an answer grounded in real citations, and links you to the full text of every source. Free. No login. No institutional credential. No paywall.
Three real scientists tested it for a Chemical and Engineering News article last month. They asked it medical and chemistry questions. The radiologist said the answer he got was usable. The chemist said the gaps in recent literature were obvious but the older science was solid. The publisher community is furious.
What she built is what the paid academic AI tools are trying to build. Except the paid ones are limited to what their parent publisher legally owns. Hers is limited to almost nothing.
Alexandra still lives somewhere in Russia. She does not give her address. She does not do video interviews. She gives talks over Skype with the camera off. She runs the largest illegal library in human history from a laptop and a donation page.
A graduate student who could not afford to read science built the system the entire scientific community now quietly depends on.
The publishers have spent a decade trying to shut her down.
She just shipped an AI that makes their entire business model outdated.
This question may sound deep on the surface, but it falls apart because it is built on a big historical and theological misunderstanding.
The premise assumes that Islam claims God only speaks Arabic, or that Arabic is the only language of divine revelation. But in reality, both Islamic theology and secular history teach the exact opposite.
If we check mainstream academic books such as “The Aramaic Language of Jesus” by Dr. Sebastian P. Brock, or we check Angel Sáenz-Badillos's “A History of the Hebrew Language” these mainstream scholars proved
that the historical Jesus taught in Galilean Aramaic, while Moses received the Torah in Biblical Hebrew.
Even according to Christian and Western history, the Divine has always spoken to prophets in the native language of their direct audience. Arabic is simply the continuation of this exact historical pattern for the final Prophet, who happened to be born in Arabia.
To say "Allah only speaks Arabic" is to completely miss how the concept of divine speech works. If you look at profound African Christian scholarship, particularly Professor John S. Mbiti's book which he titled: Concepts of God in Africa, it was meticulously documented that African societies possessed a deep understanding of a single, supreme Creator long before foreign intervention.
Whether they call Him Olodumare, Chukwu, or Modimo, the Creator understands and hears every human being in their indigenous tongue. In Islam, a person can make personal supplication to Allah in Yoruba, Zulu, English, or Mandarin, and it is perfectly understood and answered.
This is why I make bold to say that the choice of Arabic is not a matter of cultural supremacy, but a brilliant masterclass in global sociolinguistics.
One book I find interesting here is Peter Trudgill's Sociolinguistics which he called: An Introduction to Language and Society.
He pointed out that, any global movement requires a foundational standard language to keep its core message from fracturing into thousands of conflicting interpretations over time.
Just as English serves as the universal language of global aviation today so pilots from Nigeria and Japan do not crash into each other, Arabic is preserved strictly as the universal language of Muslims’ ritual prayer.
It is a global stabilizer that ensures a Muslim from Lagos, a Muslim from Beijing, and a Muslim from Rio can stand in the same row and pray in perfect, beautiful unison without a single language barrier.
I hope this help clears your misunderstanding and confusion.
Allah knows best.
Israeli targeters saw exactly what you see in the photo. Paramedics attending to the wounded. They murdered them all deliberately. AOC and our theater kid mayor run to Twitter to denounce every fake antisemitic incident imaginable. Can they say a word about this?
Prophet Muhammad did not die in battle, assassination, or some mysterious cover-up like critics online try to imply. Islamic history is actually very detailed about his final days.
Years before his death, after the Battle of Khaybar, a Jewish woman poisoned some meat offered to him. He tasted it, spat it out, and survived the immediate incident. One of his companions, Bishr ibn al-Bara, ate more of it and later died. Muhammad himself continued living for years after that event. Near the end of his life, he reportedly said he still felt the effects of that poison. Muslims see this as part of his suffering, not some hidden scandal.
When he became seriously ill in 632 CE, he was surrounded by his family and closest companions, including his wife Aisha, his daughter Fatimah, and companions like Abu Bakr and Umar ibn al-Khattab.
His final days were not about power, revenge, or wealth. Reports describe him praying, advising people to treat others well, maintain prayer, and avoid oppression. One of the most repeated narrations is that his last concerns were about prayer and kindness to those under people’s care.
His final moments happened in Aisha’s room, with his head resting against her. According to Islamic narrations, his last words included prayers to be with “the highest companion,” meaning closeness to God.
No secret murder plot. No dramatic conspiracy. Just a man who spent 23 years preaching, became physically weak after a lifetime of hardship, and died surrounded by the people who loved him most.
What’s interesting is that even many non-Muslim historians acknowledge how transparent early Muslims were about his human moments. They documented his sickness, pain, grief, and death openly instead of turning him into an untouchable myth.
And Allah knows best💯