Courtney E

Just a mom who used to be cool.

[Courtney E @sheusedtobecool]

We’re already angry.
This is dangerous territory.
Get it together America.
#women #WomensRights #mom #WomensRightsAreHumanRights

[Courtney E @sheusedtobecool]

Does anyone who isn’t a complete psychopath use the “stream” setting on spray bottles?

[Courtney E @sheusedtobecool]

Seeing #encanto enough times has made me realize that its just loosely based off of what my husband assumes our house is. A magical chore doing cleanup machine.
#momlife

[Courtney E @sheusedtobecool]

The response I want from my toddler before leaving the house : ok mom, I’m ready!
The response I actually get : I NEED TO POOP!
#momlife #toddler

[Courtney E @sheusedtobecool]

I’m just happy we’ve made it to the point in the pandemic where sweatpants and Taco Bell are universally accepted as a sufficient lifestyle choice.

[Courtney E @sheusedtobecool]

Made the decision to sell my soul to go to #whenwewereyoung - because there’s nothing like being completely broke and listening to emo music to make me feel young again.

[Courtney E @sheusedtobecool]

Sometimes I try to figure out if I’m old yet…
And then I breathe in too deep and my back cracks a little.
Needless to say, I’ve found my answer.