Shilpa FTW

[Sonam Mahajan @AsYouNotWish]

How’s the Kushinagar driver, Mohammed Niyaz Ansari who killed 13 children cuz of having his earphones on despite numerous warnings and alerts, different from the drunk BJP worker who accidentally killed children in Bihar?

Why is nobody angry at Niyaz Ansari? He is the culprit.

[maithun @Being_Humor]

Smt @divyaspandana after reading her old tweets 😂😂

[Shefali Vaidya. 🇮🇳 @ShefVaidya]

How to make a 'feminist' Hindi movie in 4 easy steps
1) Make a third rate copy of Sex And The City
2) Add crass jokes about Mangalsutra and use cuss words liberally
3) Get some B grade actresses to do a liberal skin show
4) Make the whole movie about men, sex, or the lack of it

[Rahul Shivshankar @RShivshankar]

8 PM #SecularHypocrisyExposed on #IndiaUpfront. On record for the first time on national TV, listen to ‘secularists’ as they plot to sow the seeds of anti-Hindu hate. Tune in to @TimesNow to find out who is behind this sinister design to divide India to win votes.

[BJP @BJP4India]

Dear @INCIndia, do not stoop lower than your President’s IQ. Central govt gave Karnataka govt Rs. 2100 crores for toilet construction. If you say not enough toilets were built, ask Mr. SiddhaRupaiya! https://t.co/eU122DkdM8

[Sonam Mahajan @AsYouNotWish]

Shahbaz Khan, an Islamic cleric from Gazipur, kidnapped Geeta (a minor Hindu girl, name changed) from east Delhi, took her to a madrasa in Gaziabad, illegally confined her, raped her for days in connivance with another Maulana.

Dear Bollywood, can we highlight this #IndiasShame?

[Kapil Mishra @KapilMishra_IND]

Asifa और Geeta में फ़र्क क्यों केजरीवाल?

Asifa के लिए इंडिया गेट पर मार्च ठीक
Geeta के लिए जनता निकले तो पेट में दर्द

देवस्थान के नाम पर तमाशा
मदरसे के नाम पर सन्नाटा

#JusticeForGeeta के लिए एक शब्द नहीं बोला ना केजरीवाल ने ना मालीवाल ने https://t.co/0FDBvYcYFU

[Inder @Oye_Inder]

@HerdHUSH https://t.co/Hi1WeH1zNs

[BJP @BJP4India]

Rahul ji, we all want you to speak in Parliament... How can we let go off such fun!

[Sir Jadeja fan @SirJadeja]

They Don't Trust Army
They Don’t Trust CJI
They Don’t Trust CBI
They Don't Trust RBI
They Don’t Trust SC
They Don’t Trust EC
They Don’t Trust EVMs
They Don’t Trust PM
They Don’t Trust President
They Don't Trust VP

They Only Trust In Rahul Gandhi & Dynasty🙏#SaveTheConstitution

[Sudhir Chaudhary @sudhirchaudhary]

भाई साहिब कृपया बताएँगे?1) मैंने कहाँ आरोपियों का बचाव किया है?मैं तो छोटी बच्ची के नाम पर #40लाख इकट्ठा करने वालों से सवाल पूछ रहा हूँ।2)बच्ची जनवरी में लापता हुई और फ़ोटो वाइरल हुआ अप्रैल में?उसकी मौत के 3 महीने बाद?आपकी हमदर्दी 3 महीने से यूरोप में छुट्टियाँ मना रही थी? https://t.co/6HyIHiZJjy

[IAS Smoking Skills @Smokingskills07]

Breaking what? Bangles? 😂 https://t.co/8L55KNYRja

[BJP @BJP4India]

Irony of ironies!

[Shefali Vaidya. 🇮🇳 @ShefVaidya]

MSM keeps telling you @narendramodi is divisive. He is the most uniting leader in India today! See how the feminazis, ultra-left, the jehadis, soul harvesters, black-marketers, Pakistan sympathisers, news-peddlers, Bollytards, academic Mafia, are ALL united against him!

[Kapil Mishra @KapilMishra_IND]

Yamuna Nagar में 13 साल की बच्ची के साथ बलात्कार मंदिर में नहीं, एक सुनसान पड़ी धर्मशाला में हुआ है

पकड़े गए दो हैवानों के नाम है
- दानिश और फ़रमान

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

On #EarthDay, let us reaffirm our commitment towards creating a better planet for our future generations. Let us work together to mitigate the menace of climate change. This would be a great tribute to our beloved Mother Earth.

[BJP Karnataka @BJP4Karnataka]

After Rahul Gandhi got the fifteen minutes he asked for! 😅

[Nupur J Sharma @UnSubtleDesi]

Here’s the tweet
https://t.co/Js8Qu2RzxU