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Joshua Noble Fan Page

[shocky @shocknoble]

Genuinely I do not want anything to do with any girl unless she:

1. is canadian
2. looks good in blue
3. is cheap
4. is a Labatt Blue

[caileycake 🎀 @caiIeycake]

i tried pixel art for the first time to draw my fields of mistria character!!

[shocky @shocknoble]

you can find me just about everywhere else but im hoping bluesky is where I'll be most frequently (to those of you that like to send me tweets idlove for you to still be able to do that just via maybe screenshots/links instead of a dm 😇)

so long and thanks for all the fish

[shocky @shocknoble]

if i stay on this platform any longer it's going to turn me into the joker and NOT the cool balatro kind.

goodbye twitter i wish you would've died when you were still your true self so i could remember you more fondly.

[shocky @shocknoble]

i am constantly checking the replies of every tweet i see to make sure i'm not crazy and all it does is make me feel even crazier. scrolling makes me angry and annoyed. i hate seeing the side of the world that doesn't care about each other and that's all that's left here.

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@itsayemanda literally in the middle of writing out my goodbye twitter forever tweet right this second

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@Night_Kore @herokerrey I think you're intentionally missing the point

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@millybuns get a skin or the case from dbrand !!!

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@goingjakemode not to mention not even BUYING THE TICKETS UNTIL AFTER????

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I need someone to read this thread and tell me I'm not losing it. turning down an invitation because you can't afford a several hundred dollar gift????? am I fucking insane for thinking that I would be inviting them bc I want them there???not just so they can bring me a gift????

[Alessandro Riolo @aledeniz]

@constans The guests are what in Italian 🇮🇹 are called “morti di fame”.
270 people as a bare minimum they should have collected $40k. A few guys like my dad should have brought them to $60k.
Who is giving a $10 for a wedding gift?

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@UltraFoxx_ damn dude all this time I thought weddings were to celebrate something but apparently they do way better as an investment opportunity 😭🙃

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@awildbryce I truly lost it when I read "$400-600" if you are bringing a family of four, and more if you are family or close friend"

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@mrpyo1 @CreatveMonster can i give you my dog for a week and you let me know if it gets loud when it's full of her fur 😭

[Much @Much118x]

Happy 2 Year Anniversary to #GodOfWarRagnarok! 🥳💙

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

The DNC still asking for money like I’m responsible for the tombstone too

[The Game Awards @thegameawards]

God of War Ragnarok was first released 2 years ago today.

It went on to win multiple awards at #TheGameAwards including Best Performance for @iamchrisjudge

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@coleeebowserrr bro remember that one lady who had spiders crawl out of her nipples that will never leave my brain

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@kristenmingl telling myself it's okay that I couldn't vote in michigan anymore by blaming it on others and honestly I'm fine with it

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im not convinced 3rd party voters are our enemy but go ahead and tell me now that they wouldn't have made the difference here go on ill wait for you to do the math

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@WritNelson I thought it was a ps3 exclusive okay I swear I'm a real one 😭

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@JamalMunir10 @WritNelson duuuude binary domain was so much fun. back then being able to call out commands to your cpu squad members was the coolest thing ever. still might be.