Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV

Former News Anchor, Former 2x Fantasy Football Champ

[Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV @ShogunChelios]

I’m famous now #AEWDynamite

[Dez Bryant @DezBryant]

Bunch of quiet BITCHES!

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV @ShogunChelios]

All the foreign fans are gonna leave the World Cup going “yeah mate Mexico is the shit!” Gonna bring in way more tourism

[Incómodo Reprogramado @Incomodo_GDL]

Los Coreanos ya llegaron a Jalisco

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

If Millhouse didn't have a goldfish, then why did he have the bowl? Why did he have the bowl?

[remx @biigrem]

When tf did they stop painting speed bumps yellow 😡 I was just in the air for no reason

[Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV @ShogunChelios]

Steaks I get but burgers? Gross! It’s cold mush!

[Lukas (computer) (In SF) 🔺 @SCHIZO_FREQ]

After years asking restaurants to make my burgers “as rare as you legally can”, I appear to have finally gotten owned by apocalyptic food poisoning

[Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV @ShogunChelios]

The Shield

[People Of The Internet @PeopleOfTheInt]

What is FX's greatest ever series?

[Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV @ShogunChelios]

It was a Hey Dude reference!

[erika @yeeeerika]

george constanza summer (sandwiches, petty grievances, avoiding responsibility, pretzels, naps, lying)

[Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV @ShogunChelios]

My Max Caster CAW on WWF Warzone

[MrTestoestrogen @MrTestoestrogen]

This has to be the WORST tattoo on any MMA fighter ever 🥴

[Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV @ShogunChelios]

“Has anyone seen my back scratcher? My back scratcher, yeah, the one that looks like a bear paw! I use it to scratch my ass”

[nameera @nacfve]

it looks really delicious

[Spoon 🥄 @___Spoon]

For a mushroom farm it sure doesn't have mush room

[Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV @ShogunChelios]

I’ve tried this before and somehow going inside took even longer, don’t know how they did it

[Steve Palazzolo @StevePalazzolo_]

Fascinated by the human instinct to sit in a 12-car drive thru instead of going inside where no one is in line

[Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV @ShogunChelios]

Them at the Alamo Drafthouse COO’s house demanding they get rid of online ordering

[Tolkien World @TolkienWorldG]

It makes me so happy knowing that the LOTR cast never ever stopped being friends.

[Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV @ShogunChelios]

@YN_Washington @AndyHermanNFL @SundogMMA that’s what caused it

[harumi @harumi_fourcats]

息子の小1の時の担任が専門が算数だった。最初の保護者会で言われた。

「保護者の皆様、お子様には家事を何か1つ任せてください。簡単なのでいいです。手伝いではなく完全に任せてください。そうすると、自分で手順や時間のやりくりを考えるようになります。数の多いとか少ないとか補充とか。これが実は算数の能力を伸ばします。

小1の子に鉄1kgと綿1kgどっちが重い？と聞くと、生活体験の豊かな子ほど、一瞬迷うのです。答えはどちらも同じ重量なのですが、質量や体積などを頭に浮かべて色々な条件を多面的に考えることが算数や、ひいては数学にとても重要になってくるんです。算数の力を伸ばしたければ、家事をやらせてください。（ニコッ）」

と言われた。息子に何をやりたいか聞いたら、家族の朝食を作ると言った。それは流石に大変では？と言ったけど、3年間トーストとサラダ、ゆで卵、紅茶の用意まで完璧にやっていた。偶然かもしれないが、彼は工科大学に進学し、今はエンジニアをやってる。

算数が数字いじりだけではないこと、「感覚的にはこのぐらいの答えの筈だ」からの正解を導く感覚は、日常生活の経験がある程度の年齢までは役に立つのは本当だと思う。

あと息子は料理が上手くなったので小1の担任には今も感謝している。

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

When Walmart never went back to 24 hours nation wide after Covid I knew that was the end of America.

[Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV @ShogunChelios]

If it’s too daunting, go the Dave Ramsey method and start with a $1000 emergency fund while you pay off debt and then bump it up to 3-6 months once you’re debt-free

[yeet @Awk20000]

Caleb Hammer hammers down the importance of emergency funds for Americans on Joe Rogan

"You don't get to have fun if you don't have a fully funded emergency fund, that's a basic reality..only 60% of Americans can cover a $400 emergency"

"An emergency fund is 3 months to 6 months of everything you need to live..I'm on the 6 month side bc things like the pandemic..we're in that world..might as well go full way and get a 6 month emergency fund..you got a lifeline..that is so critical to life..if you don't have that, I don't want to see you in a drive thru..going on a vacation is not acceptable..needs to be just as critical as having like a first aid kit in the house..that's what causes Americans to just F up their houses financially"

(Via Joe Rogan Experience 2509)

[Shoge Chutpants - As Seen on TV @ShogunChelios]

Jim on the Office:

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Nobody breaks the fourth wall quite like Julie Andrews. One look at the camera and she can steal an entire scene.