shortstraw

Shortstraw make music that sounds like freshly cut grass. No, that's smell. It sounds like a lawn mower.

[Texx and the City @texxandthecity]

.@ShortstrawBand's #Strawdition makes a comeback as the band searches for a vocal diamond in the rough to sing with them at @KirstenboschNBG: https://t.co/E8mdfPvMke

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

super stoked to be back at @KirstenboschNBG in march with good oke @BamBamBrown1
also, first tweet of 2019. #goodatsocialmedia

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

WHO ARE WE SEEING ON SUNDAY AT ROCKING THE GARDENS? APART FROM OUR PARENTS, OF COURSE. #CAPITALS #SHOUTING #BUTNOTINANANGRYWAY #WEAREJUSTEXCITED

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

Al's new solo project, #cockles, is playing @oppikoppi this year. What a treat! https://t.co/6wtArgiPhI

[Oppikoppi Festival @oppikoppi]

Simple, yet catchy and lyrically zesty - that's what Alastair Thomas (frontman of @shortstrawband) is bringing you with his new project #Cockles. We can't wait til he warms our heart this year. #OK24Nomakanjani

[Texx and the City @texxandthecity]

Check out our Top 10 Music Videos of 2017. https://t.co/Vk3LL0WnUU

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

@texxandthecity we're just going for, like, a really long nap... <3 #loveyoutoo

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

right in the cockles... https://t.co/ABctJ39IzI

[Texx and the City @texxandthecity]

Check out our Top 20 Songs of 2017. https://t.co/bDNymyTFgf

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

can't wait to RAAAGE with all y'all youths this weekend! plett friday, jbay saturday. good times throughout. #thanks

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

@Mikeyyyza https://t.co/eIIx0QYKPA ;)

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

@parkacoustics on sunday is getting us all riled up in the underpants area. magic lineup. madge. madonna. #madonnaisgoingtobeatparkacoustics #notperformingjustwatchingdontworry

[LoveSAGolf @LoveSAGolf]

BOOSH 28 this Saturday🎉🍻 But... it's the last time you'll see @shortstrawband live for a while😭All the info on the site.
https://t.co/yKDGoxvx6L #livemusic #boosh

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

come boosh on saturday !! https://t.co/TI2OQlhScu

[Infinity.co.za @InfinityCoZa]

.@shortstrawband presents Boosh 28, Saturday, 25 November 2017. https://t.co/GvI5w2X1nk

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

BOOSH IS BACK!!!
https://t.co/myEFdB3VbE

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

@TweakBand @thegoodluckbar @TheBandBoxer That was max lekker jols. Thanks all round.

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

tonight we're at @thegoodluckbar with reprobates @TweakBand for #theacockalypse. prepare to be overwhelmed by immaturity. and also music.

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

Thanks @MatildasZA for the Dick Rambone 17" and also for the 2ml sachet of lube. We will be sure to get it to @TweakBand only slightly used.

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

this is getting (quite literally) out of hand. unsolicited dick pics are NEVER okay. unless you send them to @TweakBand 's inbox. https://t.co/zPhypkljD1

[matildas.co.za @MatildasZA]

@shortstrawband @TweakBand Dear @shortstrawband. You deserve so much better. Your upgrade is in the post. Love, @MatildasZA. #Acockalypse2017 #YoureWorthIt #NotSoLimpy

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

hahahahaha! you're too generous.
@TweakBand this really belongs to you. we'll bring it to @thegoodluckbar on the 3rd for you. #boing https://t.co/zPhypkljD1

[matildas.co.za @MatildasZA]

@shortstrawband @TweakBand Dear @shortstrawband. You deserve so much better. Your upgrade is in the post. Love, @MatildasZA. #Acockalypse2017 #YoureWorthIt #NotSoLimpy

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

@TweakBand hahaha! winky. can't wait to see your cocktimus prime. *aubergine emoticon*

[shortstraw @shortstrawband]

i mean, you guys are massive dicks... https://t.co/Driz5jg10d

[Tweak @TweakBand]

@shortstrawband Not to worry, we'll be supplying much larger ones at @thegoodluckbar. Hope you like it x