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2026

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I'm fucked

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I can't come to bed right now. Someone just posted about a needle drop that goes hard

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@jstn 👍

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@GossipNewsCorne Sir

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Parasocial relationships seem totally normal when you’re drunk

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The only thing worse than being a sick fuck is being an unrelatable sick fuck. So when I post my sick fuck takes, people just think I'm a sick fuck.

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Our national treasure

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

One of my recurring "bits" is about how I hate my life and everything that I do. This is just a joke! I am so incredibly lucky and grateful to be in the position I am. It's truly a gift.

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Please stop with this “generational run” nonsense. You can’t know that until 5-10 years later

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@HunterBiden Joe

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@johnvvariety That’s the gas

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@xtremeonlinegf The continuum transfunctioner…

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Watching Social Network and thinking about how a coding agent would figure out all Zuck’s facemash scraping tricks in 15 seconds

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Hey, That’s My Urologist

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@tupacdurex I was holding my breath your whole post waiting for you to shit on him

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@javilopen The narrator's accent keeps changing

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@alicentpacino sopranos - richie and then ralphie

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When teach doesn’t like my apple

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Hey teach… check this out

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Like my new tie?

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@willw God this movie is so good

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@prolejacketgape They're playing it at the sphere