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I’m in social media retrograde. ⁣ 🇳🇵current style writer, sometime milan resident, creative entrepreneur.

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We are all just a Megan, Ashley, Sam or Katie just trying to find our phone in this dimly-lit bar called life.

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love how exacerbated this prompt feels

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i had a really good tweet and then i lost it

see u guys again in 2033?

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meep meep

[#1 samir @samir]

the lightning round should literally mean the worst answer candidate gets struck by lightning

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All I could think of when Vivy talked was South Park doing an episode where he looks like this.

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@brianjoralvarez only on a double bounce triple salchow

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@Kait_Lately Pls drop how I can do this.

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1924, gals in #milwaukee, just having a blast, 99 years later, we're still at it! - #ebay find of the day, 1924 "girl gang" #print https://t.co/4hrqoYPF9w

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@5N0K3 still jealous. need that surgery myself.

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“Sweat pea, we’re all in this together!” - woman in line to TSA Agent, Augusta Regional Airport. #overheardataugusta

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@brianjoralvarez Maybe that’s how the West was won. Incessant Pot & Pan Clanging.

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If you feel like you had a bad week reentering life after the holidays, think about Kanye West’s week and it’ll all feel a little better for you. ✨✨

[The Packer Ranter @PackerRanter]

Most people don’t realize that Lambeau Field is built on the tip of a vast underground Aztec pyramid. Look it up.

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My #spotifywrapped just dropped and so did all dopamine in my brain from it.

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@brianjoralvarez All signs point to Pitbull or Sisqo.

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Humbled and honored not to be selected for the 40 under 40 list. #teamwork

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Thanksgiving has devolved into which cable company is worse and sharing experiences. 9:41 PM

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if Elon and AOC had a baby, it would have its own category in the DSM-5.

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@netflix FEEDBACK: a category for shows you can watch to scroll your phone to. Like how can I watch any SVU ep & still follow while simultaneously crushing my feed? IDK BUT WE NEED THIS CATEGORY.