Sim

[Sim @simukcricket]

David Warner’s career ended on Stuart Broad’s birthday.

Rabbit.

[Sim @simukcricket]

Betfair Exchange markets seem to think that Messi 2+ goals and Golden Boot are the same thing.

They aren't.

[HARRY™ @Olalekan_000]

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Fidel Cashflow/مالك🇯🇲🔻 @JamaicanJihadi]

This has me in tears because Belgium are ass

[Sim @simukcricket]

@rioferdy5 Why you clapping this corruption?

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

USA fans after hearing Folarin Balogun can play against Belgium:

[Sim @simukcricket]

It's still so raw.

[Steve Smith @steve__smith__]

Happy third birthday to the funniest dismissal in the history of cricket.

[Sim @simukcricket]

@Cricket_Ali Sorry, I am just very emotionally involved now. Been thinking about it solidly for 24 hours.

[Sim @simukcricket]

For the life of me I simply cannot understand what this pun is. What is meant to be?

Please help.

[Sim @simukcricket]

@Cricket_Ali But whats that got to do with Congo? It wasn't a karate kick finish? I just don't understand it.

Today... with the pubs opening until 5am Monday morning, they have "Tequila Sunrise" - much better...

[Sim @simukcricket]

@daktilock Made properly unlike those USA ones.

[Sim @simukcricket]

I wonder what employers will do to counteract this. I wonder....

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Green Party members will vote on giving "workers who menstruate" an extra 36 days of paid holiday each year

[@spectator]

[Sim @simukcricket]

Jamie Smith was probably 80 IQ with the bat.

His replacement is batting in 26degs with a jumper on.

Such depth in this position apparently but they are all mentally challenged.

[Sim @simukcricket]

Almost a whole unit of alcohol. Congrats.

[Joel Sawyer @joeldavidsawyer]

Nothing has ever made me prouder to be an American.

[Sim @simukcricket]

I want to be watching this GAY ROOT for hours.

[Sim @simukcricket]

GAAAAAAYYYY

[Sim @simukcricket]

The Home Of Cricket pitch is either complete shite or a slow, bore.

SORT IT OUT.

[Sim @simukcricket]

Huge implications if true

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Palantir CEO Alex Karp reveals he can “dead hang” for 5m30s — an estimated top 0.01% performance among men.

[Sim @simukcricket]

Good thing Bashir is playing

[Sim @simukcricket]

The Art Of The Deal

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: US-Iran peace deal reportedly includes $300 billion reconstruction fund for Iran, per NYT