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@sturgios Portland?

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“Please do not worry, your banking details are perfectly safe with us.”

[Your Party @thisisyourparty]

For those who joined under the previous system last week, please be assured your data and membership is secure and will be migrated across. There is nothing more for you to do at this stage.

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@DavidPGCSE

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@SherpaGinseng

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...and a can of fizzy pop for me, not shaken.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Steven Knight (‘Peaky Blinders’) is set to write the script for Denis Villeneuve’s ‘JAMES BOND’ movie.

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Coward

[RondelleHobbs @RondelleHobbs]

and if things aren’t going your way - call someone a paedo

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best thing to do if you’re having a professional disagreement with someone is to make it as public as possible.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Elon rn:

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@Danny_McMoomins He's spelled York wrong too

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@WhiteHouse Chaka Demus & Pliers

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Britpope

[Politics Global @PolitlcsGlobal]

🚨📸🇻🇦PICTURED: A Cardinal in the Vatican wearing a bucket hat

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@cantseyy Fortunately the popemobile has bulletproof glass, that should keep the crowd safe if he starts shooting.

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@reformexposed @Nigel_Farage https://t.co/9kAPOEw9s6

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

Number of Romanians and Bulgarians in Britain tops 200,000. I warned against surge - do people believe me now? https://t.co/66XiTJAbio

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@cantseyy @Baldulent Never trust a man with two first names

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@WillyWoofter

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@SteilVerch @ianmiles Thicko

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@Beigerevenge @pipterino @PuddleOfWind UB40

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@Beigerevenge @PuddleOfWind @pipterino C&C Music Factory

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@PuddleOfWind @pipterino M People

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@PuddleOfWind @pipterino K-Klass