SimplySammy

Strive for improvement; not perfection. Hey I'm just another art Sammy. I’m also unoriginal I guess?

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I can't stop thinking about this one pigeon I passed that ate a chicken leg.

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Art Teacher: You only get better by practicing. No one sits down and paints like Michelangelo first try.
Nigel Uno: I mean. Michelangelo sat down and painted like Michelangelo first time.

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@yaboyminty Is there a wrong answer to this? There’s so many to chose from. I’ll have to go with broccoli.

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My favorite joke.

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In art class playing UNO:
Art teacher: what are y’all doing?
Me: We’re drawing
A.T: This doesn’t look like drawing
Me: I mean sure it is.

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Strive for improvement; Not perfection

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@yaboyminty Love and nurture it

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@yaboyminty O h -

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@yaboyminty I mean if I had a dollar

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My art teacher was so hopeful of my friends drawing. He went up to her all proud saying “Wow! I love the way you added the syrup.” She ends up saying “That isn’t syrup Mr Light.” And he knew he would regret asking what it was. And boy was he right. It was Dawn Soap.