Andrew Sims

invented The Sims video game. hit me up for tech support. yes I am a billionaire due to this game’s success. Sims 5 coming soon

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe Democrats were capable of stealing the 2020 election while out of power, but somehow incapable of doing the same in 2024 while in power. That is a categorically, phenomenally dumb thing to believe.

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@markgurman This is so subjective it’s crazy

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@markgurman After 13 years we’re running low on California landmarks? I can think of a few dozen remaining.

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@LasVegasLocally there's earthquakes; avoid

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump asked his DoorDash driver what she thinks about “men” playing in women’s sports:

“I really don't have an opinion on that. I'm here about No Tax on Tips.”

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@teslascope @TeslaTim2 @Tesla Thanks! People have tweeted me with their the sims questions many times over the years lol

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@teslascope @TeslaTim2 @Tesla I would definitely be in at $50/mo

[nyara @nyaraVT]

CONGRATS TO PAM BONDI🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@atrupar i was there. would've been cool to meet you!

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@DiscussingFish God help us all

[David Griscom @DavidGriscom]

They never should’ve apologized. The idea any politician is entitled to support or should be shielded from criticism is toxic to democracy. Another good result from Talarico’s win

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@kidasnow Not seeing enough people talk about how peloton let her go about a year ago. And they let go the person who went viral.

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@NBTBPodcast @springsteen Are you guys ever gonna get that hiatus you planned? Lol

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@DrewTailored I was so bummed by how not funny the first one was.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

He's 3 different colors. Does this look healthy at all to you?

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@jk_rowling You could consider spending less time on Twitter fighting with randoms and more time with your family in the real world

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@megancoyne23

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@TheSims would you be interested in purchasing my username, @sims ? please DM if so (I'm serious)

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@markgurman DOA for me unless it has Ring integration

[Andrew Sims @sims]

@keithkurson How’d you do it?