David Singer

I make internets @disneystreaming

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Fireworks going off on LI after the Knicks win

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For You huh

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Dear eBay sellers, “vintage” items don’t have QR codes on them

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Big haul coming

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What’s everyone up to today

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I hate that I can’t use em dashes any more — I really like them.

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On Long Island @Apple. On.

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I could write nothing but facts about me or a project or an inquiry and get a standard chatgpt response. The moment I’m like “wtf are you talking about” I get `Memory updated`

The corp version of “it’s going on your permanent record”

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Watching videos about underconsumption and shopping at the same time

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@seeminglee I'm envious. I've never had more than 2 green circles!

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*Sets up tripod*
*Folds it up*
*Goes back to coding*
https://t.co/KgETTJF9vd

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Trying really hard not to get into watches. Feels like adult baseball cards

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Need eclipse glasses every time an HDR video comes up on TikTok

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Me, whispering: hey Siri, play ocean sounds

Siri, at jet engine volume: HERE’S OCEAN SOUNDS

Siri proceeds to play ocean sounds so quietly even bats can’t hear them

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The best way to find something you've lost is to order a replacement. When the replacement is out for delivery your lost item will re-appear with a heavenly light shining down upon on it

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The shower after shoveling. 5 stars, great experience, highly recommend

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Watching Mario play in person was wild. He was so fast, but didn't look it. Unlike feeling McDavid's speed today, Mario seemed to skate at normal speed, and everyone else on the ice became sluggish. He brought some sort of extra gravity to the ice that only he could move through.

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I was home from College Freshman year break. Mario's rookie year. Wayne Babych, Troy Loney, Doug Sheldon and Mark Taylor score. Robert Romano makes 34 saves in shutout win for @penguins. Probably first time I saw Mario play in person.

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@dieworkwear I can’t tell if this is serious, self-deprecating, sarcastic, or all of the above.

I’m a sucker for the collab though and regret not jumping after a few things now that they’re sold out