Cam Jarvis

Lead Sound Designer @ Smoking Gun Inc. Studio Engineer @ Shoreline Studios. Freelance Technical Sound Designer.

[Cam Jarvis @SingularSound]

I love my new N7 hoodie so much I ALMOST took a selfie. @bioware

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I won't say not buying the new @mastodonmusic album makes you a Nazi...

But Hitler never bought a copy.

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Just heard someone call the Call of Duty series "Believable and Relatable"

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I ignore any Ad that starts with the words "This is not a ..."

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Kale can look like bouquet of flowers, but apparently it "can't help the deceased"

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Nothing on this earth is louder than eating chips whilst wearing noise cancelling headphones.

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Flight was delayed 6 hours due to mechanical issues! But we didn't crash and die, so I'm calling it a win.

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When I see a janitor picking his nose, I think, "That guy never stops working!"

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Shocking! A new Rogue-like RPG has been released on Steam!

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Restringing my guitar is bringing me more joy than this Canucks game.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If gridiron were a timeline, w/ Big Bang at one goal, then cavemen to now spans thickness of single turf-blade at other goal.

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I would literally kill someone for a bag of Regular Ruffles potato chips right now and I dont know why.

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@SadGirl604 somebody needs a Nite-guard! Also, stress.

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Britta, do you get kickbacks from Big Buzzkill?

[elon mustard @nice_mustard]

endless breadsticks. bottomless fries. yawning abyss of onion rings. HOWLING DESOLATE CHASM OF POTATO SKINS

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I'd rather be talkin' it up (talkin' it up!)
On the Barry Gibb Talk Show.

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@TaraLongest what if it's an Awesome Sauce and they just have trouble with punctuation?

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Back into League of Legends with a vengeance. What hath these hands wrought!

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I'm judging people that are wearing Canada Goose jackets in Vancouver.

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Lots of people flying on a Saturday? Lets only have one person working! That sounds like it will make people happy.