Sir Nigel Longstock

The world's foremost theatricalist, Sir Nigel Longstock has appeared for decades.

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

Bro what.

[Isaiah Hole @isaiahhole]

At a bar in Iowa City and this just happened

[Chad Dundas @chaddundas]

For me, it's still the double flying knee. https://t.co/y0hDyk95xW

[Sir Nigel Longstock @SirNigelL]

Everything is music!

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

@DannStupp Yes but only because @SirNigelL is with us and he’s clearly on molly.

[Chad Dundas @chaddundas]

Whoa. Huge news locally.

[Sir Nigel Longstock @SirNigelL]

SON OF A

[Harry Wallop @hwallop]

Nigel is officially extinct as a baby name.
@ONS has released full 2020 baby names data. There were 189 boys called Kylo, 142 called Kacper, 86 called Aadam, 64 called Cai. Not a single* Nigel

[Aaron Daane @aarondaane]

Definitely not for children @SirNigelL

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

Breadgame! cc: @SirNigelL

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

On this week's CME live chat we hear a story about @chaddundas finding a cell phone under a pile of leaves in his yard and when he fires it up he sees a message saying, "Just bring me back the phone and everything will be all right." https://t.co/WZ5lU87xAV

[Sir Nigel Longstock @SirNigelL]

Sir Nigel tests positive for performance enhancing song

[Sir Nigel Longstock @SirNigelL]

One time my cousin ate so clean he put his fist through a car window.

[Sir Nigel Longstock @SirNigelL]

Looks like Frank Mir has been eating really clean. https://t.co/kb42dk3IwA

[Sir Nigel Longstock @SirNigelL]

I didn’t understand this, but maybe one of you nerds could explain it to me. https://t.co/D1dLSsmMbY

[Sir Nigel Longstock @SirNigelL]

@Vorpality That’s the handiwork of master craftsman @jayflatiron!

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

This week's episode of MasterTweet Theatre (beginning at the 52:15 mark) is "brought to you by FauxTee, the realistic false goatee for men." https://t.co/VKBM0Gd51Z

[Chad Dundas @chaddundas]

On this week's CME, @benfowlkesMMA & I discuss the MMA's world's appetite to see Conor McGregor return to the cage & wonder if our perception of him has forever changed. Plus, sup with your mouthpiece, Matt Mitrione? https://t.co/SEkNRqbSUc

[Chad Dundas @chaddundas]

That’s why you show up in person to @SirNigelL’s wedding, right there.

[Sir Nigel Longstock @SirNigelL]

Wear your Cowboy Astronaut t-shirt and strangers will offer you drugs, guaranteed.*

* not guaranteed

[Sir Nigel Longstock @SirNigelL]

@dannyboydownes Sounds like you married a nonsmoker.

[Sir Nigel Longstock @SirNigelL]

Really cool Tito stopped for a photo with this kid before he deployed to Iraq.