SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔

PETROLEUM ENGINEER || CYBERSEC || Cruise & Memes✌❤👌…

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

You’re probably just one piece of information away from changing everything about your life.

One skill you haven’t learned yet.
One perspective you haven’t heard.
One connection you haven’t made.

Most people don’t fail because they’re incapable, they fail because they stop searching too early.
Stay curious. Stay learning. That one insight can reroute your entire life 🙂‍↕️…

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

You’re one information away from making it big, I swear 🙂‍↕️

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

@ignorantyout Na 25k i see too 😭😩

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

Bruh!!! 💔😭💔…

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

The prices of MTN monthly data bundle is so outrageous. Who did we offend 😭…

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

The prices of MTN monthly data bundle is so outrageous. Who did we offend 😭…

[Kalabari finest 😋 ✂️ @IbimBoyle]

Heavy rain this early morning in the city of port harcourt.

Dear HR, thanks for your understanding

[Akereyejo @Palermo_seun]

Na @arojinle1 people be this 😲

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

“Joy cometh in the morning”

Omoh Joy I no want you for morning abeg try come my side this night, konji wan kee me 😪…

[ThatOjoBoy @ThatOjoBoy]

“I checked my wife phone,saw where they sent her different type of blue film,different type of big yansh, and sizes of big Preeq, and she send her own nakedness, she said it her friend that introduced her to that stuff “

- Man cries out about his marriage on Zion court prayer ground, hoping she’d be delivered.

[Aria Westcott @AriaWestcott]

Breaking: Your smart TV takes a screenshot of your screen twice every second and sells what it sees.

It is called ACR, and it has been running since you set the TV up.

Texas already sued over it. Here is how to turn it off in under 2 minutes:

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

@UnkleAyo So you can give him another set of problems and give him another reason to stay away 😑…

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

Babe go suck your preeq today go suck another man preeq today today!

Oh you think say na tomorrow I wan talk? no bro, today!!! 😑…

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

@UnkleAyo I am happy for him 😑

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

I think the question should be

“What do men actually gain in marriage”

Cos each time I see women enjoying all the so called benefits of marriage. Most of them just entering the marriage with nothing and then start fattening up while the man goes down in weight. I just need to know what men actually gain from this marriage thing.

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Damn.

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

@UnkleAyo Well, that doesn’t mean everyone else that married at that age regrets it tho.

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

A good super striking pen*s
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💪💯

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Tell me 5 assets every man should own?

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

@UnkleAyo People that see suffering as a price paid to make heaven. Brainwashed set of vagabonds, I don’t even want to know the church denomination. Let them keep suffering.

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

“Broke men don’t deserve love”

Now I don’t expect you to tell a man with money how many wives he has to change. I can’t even fault bro 😅…

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

@UnkleAyo The only hope we have at the moment 😑

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

So no international games for Chelsea next season 💔����💔…

[SirMayor 𓃵 ● ⚔ @sirkmayor]

@UnkleAyo And if the moving men like buttholes… you might play a role of a woman to the moving men 🌚