Skin Diesel

I’m Skin Diese

[Chuck Grassley @ChuckGrassley]

Don’t miss the 2022 butter cow at the State Fair

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20 years of pants

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@RealRockatansky A genius

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I like the name Elmer. Not Fudd

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I’m like, going ham on this corncob

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all these dusty asses making me sneeze

[Skin Diesel @skin_diesel]

@julianfeeld Live stream it dog.

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At least some sneakers do fit

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maybe I don’t have a planned steak dinner every Saturday but i do have a new lease on life

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@Skubb5

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Someone once told me they can “suck their poop back in” haven’t slept since.

[Skin Diesel @skin_diesel]

Venmoed requested the government fir my student loans

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Dinner-breakfast = dikfast (pronounced dickfist)

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The masculine urge to shit ur pants

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Man come into store and said, is my wife here, and I said, I’m not falling for that one mister.

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Today, I’m heynus

[Skin Diesel @skin_diesel]

Today, I cream the haters

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Ever have a non-diarrhea-based cry shit?