Patrick Skinner

Made my way from odd stuff overseas to local cop in my home town. going to law school while still being murder police. I’m a truly terrible twitter follow

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Well. There’s this. Me in the New Yorker. Easily the most terrifying thing I’ve ever done. But I wanted to highlight local policing done with a great group of colleagues. But yeah, this is terrifying.
https://t.co/7WbTnR6AXl

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

@CathyFlynn1213 Yep. These purple ones have been 100% neglected. Potted two years ago. Keep coming back.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

A Dervish at Rest
Cone Flower
June 15, 2026

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

@senatorshoshana Even without any other concerns, the inevitable theft of almost everyone’s ID (with photos m, info, etc etc etc) is a deal breaker. Cuz it’s gonna happen. Repeatedly. No way this is a good idea even though I get the emotions behind it. Find another way. Cuz this ain’t it.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

When the crimes of this administration come out, and they will come out, the amount and scope will be as staggering. Even as openly corrupt and contemptuous of the law as this administration is, what remains hidden is an iceberg of crime.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

BREAKING WSJ:

The Trump Justice Department's senior leadership closed an investigation of Paramount's bid for Warner Bros. Discovery before career staffers who were concerned about the acquisition had an opportunity to object, according to people familiar with the matter.
https://t.co/saJVgnYMOu

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

The tiniest man in the world. In every way.

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

President Trump’s name came off the Kennedy Center in the dead of night Saturday.

More than 60 hours later, almost no one has seen it gone as the tarp and scaffolding remain up. https://t.co/zeXGDaX88m

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

When Stipe’s voice cracks on’what have I done’ (2:30 in video), I crack in half. It’s sublime.

From 2008 show at Austin City Limits

https://t.co/vOTydezQRD

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

“I used to think as birds take wing
They sing through life so why can't we?
We cling to this and claim the best
If this is what you're offering
I'll take the rain i'll take the rain”

I’ll Take the Rain
REM 2001

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

The President of the United States is promoting his own crypto coin at a UFC fight being held in front of the White House. That is a real sentence. What are we doing.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

@slapout9 The one on the left? Yeah it’s the neighbor tree. Trying to figure out what to do

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

“In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat: it was a hobbit-hole, and that means comfort”

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Monday breakfast with eventually all seven of The Eastside Orangeys plus Gentrification Kitty plus Hippy Limpers. They’re all happy, healthy, and loved.
Tails up!

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

@CnBsNana Need to replace the soil cuz the moth beetle thingys live in the soil. Though there are two pumpkin plants growing right now there. I won’t get excited cuz I don’t want a broken heart. We shall see

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Oh, the Baked Potato and I miss his pumpkin patch so much. Farmer Bakey was the best. From May 2023.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

@jeanne31923250 Was a farmer. He’s still Bakey. He’s fine. His pumpkin patch is lost to the ages

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

@Jaliyatwits No. Just view myself as a less adventurous hobbit

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

@slapout9 Like DNI.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

A fake quote from a fake agency because of course that’s what they do.

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

"We take the stars from heaven, the red from our mother country, separating it by white stripes, thus showing that we have separated from her, and the white stripes shall go down to posterity, representing our liberty." —George Washington

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

@infinitely007 At least those can be training hours. Lame but understandable. The rest is the vision of a grotesque

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

So this admin lets a private company, that the president owns stock in, use the White House and grounds for a pay-per-view spectacle using troops & staff, rents out ads everywhere, and has it streaming on the company whose monopolistic merger it just approved.
Grift never ending

[CNN @CNN]

President Trump celebrates America's 250th anniversary and his 80th birthday with a UFC fight on the White House's South Lawn.

Follow live updates. https://t.co/tbm5qqgxFm

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

@slapout9 I would try. My opinion is it’s redundant, an overreaction from 9/11 that creates more drama than it handles. It’s become the warehouse of bad.

[Patrick Skinner @SkinnerPm]

Finished with transitional law homework. That was 3 hours today plus 3 a few days ago. Plus an hour for international law. Good thing I’m up at 5 every morning. Ugh. I mean yay I love law school, it’s super fantastic and fun. Yay