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My son just woke me up in the middle of a dream but it was decent timing because I had no idea what to wear to a “formal pool party” with all the other Starship Troopers.

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@WillCraigLach17 @StewPetersNet

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@WillCraigLach17 @StewPetersNet A) you’re never getting married
B) I agree with your entire statement otherwise

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@WillCraigLach17 @StewPetersNet lol you looked me up. Stop yanking it

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1984: They bust a god

1989: They bust a wizard trying to ascend to godhood

2021: They bust a god

2024: They bust a god

“Let’s call em the Ghostbusters”

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Whoever the fuck owns https://t.co/oRXIgQoRvc and wants $5,900 for it? I will give you 50 bucks for it and that's the best offer you'll get from anyone on the planet.

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@Juicetra you catchin this?

[Wicked Wristers! 🏒 @Wicked_Wristers]

When you mint your Wrister you will not only be generating the look of your skater but also the attributes, name, position and number of your skater! The attributes give you an overall rating which will be reflected in the background color of your NFT!

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*Feels like a good time to check back in on my Minecraft friends*

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I can see into the future, but only for movie tag lines.

“FasTEN your seatbelts.”

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@WraithStuart If I supply my own coconuts that exam better be free.

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Which one of you bought https://t.co/oRXIgQoRvc 8 years ago when I was moderately popular? I’ll give you 5 bucks for it.

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@LsTowT @hypnotizd_ Looks like I can fool anyone

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@WraithStuart Can I become a Brit for $4.99? Otherwise this is costing me money.

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@hypnotizd_ They have a lot of faith in the brand

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Wait, 4 bucks.

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@darkphanlp @generikb Genny using Limewire in 2021 is very on-brand.

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If Halo doesn’t get the BR it’s going to be one of the biggest missed opportunities in gaming history.

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Perfect tweet

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Muscles are jacked
Forehead is large
Shirt is 🔥
#ForIvy

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In which a fully grown man states that employee tattoos might make him think he’s not looking at real Disney characters.

[Orlando Sentinel @orlandosentinel]

I love Disney World, but wokeness is ruining the experience | Commentary https://t.co/vobMA2IX6y