Sam

These tweets are definitive; reality is frequently inaccurate.

[Benton Birge @BBirge]

@RustyMansell_ Let's run it back to the 2025 Spring Predictions

[Cine Vichaar @Cine_vichaar]

lol

[Sam @slapNslide]

@grizzlikesfilm @HEAa105710 Weird, thought he was really good and was pleasantly surprised by his performance. The film had other issues but was a pretty great experience overall

[Dr Theo Nash @theo_nash]

Being confused by this is about as authentic to the poem as you could be, since Homer extended the wanderings from 3 to 10 years but never fixed the problem that Telemachus really only works as a ~16 year old.

[Sam @slapNslide]

Clearly a joke but the obvious read is that the last two movies are both about The Dark Knight

[coffee @eventualforever]

it’s so funny that he read The Odyssey and somehow still kinda made it about the atomic bomb

[Graham Coffey @GrahamCoffeyDC]

Georgia is also one of three SEC teams with 68% returning production in Bill C’s formula, which puts them at 8th nationally. (ND is ranked #1 at 72%)

So, while young, Georgia is longer on actual game experience than all but a few programs.

[Sam @slapNslide]

Damn, Tennessee needs to chill

[Brilliant Maps @BrilliantMaps]

Does Your State Have An Official Firearm?

Surprised it's not more to be honest.

@mapstream

Why each was picked: https://t.co/pH9UeitjDH

[Ryan Garcia @RyanGarciaESM]

I guess these guys are just nerds who suck at baseball

[mopar @moparscape_acc]

I just got fired from Apple. I was the guy responsible for making sure that when you start typing a name into iMessage, no contacts show up

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

Might be the worst defensive sequence in baseball history.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Robert Pattinson says people will be rooting for Antinous in ‘THE ODYSSEY’

“It’s kind of like Jacob in ‘TWILIGHT’… Penelope just can’t make her mind up between the two guys and I’m just trying to like help her make a decision. … It’s like, it’s fine. He’s dead, get over it.”

(via: @MTV)

[Sam @slapNslide]

@iloveitaly Limiting to artists who have debuted (or at least had their breakout) in that span

Wednesday
Wild Pink
Fantastic Cat
Geese
MJ Lenderman
Maggie Rogers
Michigan Rattlers
Good Looks

Maybe more borderline for 10 year rule:
Gang of Youths
Brian Dunne
Aaron West and the Roaring 20s

[Sam @slapNslide]

Why do people keep using Tuscaloosa for this when Oxford and Lubbock are the right there

[Fran Fraschilla @franfraschilla]

They got a local judge in Tuscaloosa to overturn it.

[Luz @luzthegoosey]

this is beautiful

[Money Mike’s Headband 🇩🇴 @ATLHeadband]

Goat activities

[Gwinnett Stripers @GoStripers]

OWEN MURPHY GEM. TEAM USA UP. WHO HAS IT BETTER THAN US??

6 IP | 2 H | 0 R | 1 BB | 7 K

[Lee W @lee_w18]

quoting @Seth_W19

"since Thursday the Yankees are hitting .094 vs opposing starting pitching.

Jim Abbott was a career .095 hitter. He didn't have a right hand"

[Sam @slapNslide]

@JosephRussoJr @leprekhan That would be tough. Probably a no for me but I would understand the folks who say you have to push the chips in. I would much rather offer Ritchie + Gil + another guy than give up Fuentes right now, mainly because Didier is going to be huge for this team this year

[Sam @slapNslide]

@JosephRussoJr @leprekhan Totally fair, just saying when people are asking the Braves media (or social media) members who their untouchable prospects are, those guys are gonna go by the technical definition which doesn’t include Fuentes.

I mean if we could extend Tarik I’d give up any 1-1 from that group

[Rome Emperors @GoEmperors]

HE’S DONE IT!

Eric Hartman becomes the first player in Rome franchise history to record 20 home runs and 30
stolen bases in a single season!

#RuleTheLand 🐧