Schiro

H-Town soul. Husband/Father. HBU Alum. Food/Bev junkie. Music lover. 3-time CBYC Runner-Up AND Consolation Champ. I listen to albums from start to finish.

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@WillKunkelV Fantasy drafting is more relevant than preseason football

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@ThatEricAlper Ona - American Fiction

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@johngranato @LanceZierlein @DELv2 John with the ballon effect while reading hottest college rankings was a nice touch. BAHLLOOOOOOOON 😆

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@michaelschwab13 Their defense has been horrendus.

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@LazaterJohn 🤢

Besides being hard to look at, she perfectly disgusting

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@roosterncontext So gross*

I fixed it for you.

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@johngranato @LanceZierlein @DELv2 I hear R-O-O-F on the app. If they’re listening on the FM then they just hear static and likely another country station fuzzing in.

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@JeremyBranham Not our thing these days.

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@JesseReevesFF 😆 that felt so unnecessary. Mission Impossible 17 coming out soon or what?

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Did the Royal Birkdale grounds crew get caught up with England’s World Cup run and forget @TheOpen was this weekend? The course looks awful. They might as well bring this thing to the Texas Hill Country.

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@Reuters Spain is trash just like these two losers. Go 🇦🇷

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@TheTweetOfGod The irony of God siding with the left. Be sure to keep the hair dye in stock.

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LOL @ MEX. Not as good as you hoped. SBI 🇲🇽

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@The_Raheel He fought like he went out with Knicks fans last night.

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@ClayTravis Dude it’s $10/mo

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@ochocinco Unc you mad they’re expensive or because you didn’t plan ahead?

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2/2 😎 “Yea, do you think you’d be able to make a red, white, and blue margarita?” 🇺🇸

I genuinely wish I had time to stick around to watch the match and listen to them throw verbal curve balls at the bartenders. 😆

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1/2 I just had a personal top five people watching experience:

A couple decked out in #USMNT gear sat down at the Mexican restaurant bar 150 mins before kickoff (that’s 🫶). She orders first.

💅 “Can I have a margarita and an order of theeeeee shrimp BRO-SHIT?” 😆

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I need to know if I’m going to work or war.

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Opening Twitter immediately after waking up to check the state of the world is basically our generation’s version of our grandfathers reading the newspaper every morning.

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@BBGreatMoments 23yo Josh Beckett and 20yo Miguel Cabrera beating a legendary NYY dynasty