SlopcoreNews

MTV for the machine-music age. The feed's best AI music videos, one artist at a time — full audio, nobody talks over the music. A Newton's Nightly show.

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SlopcoreNews EP 01: The Wave
Slop was an insult. Now it's a medium.
@anabology @lupinrider @itechnologynet @ejhong @slopcoresolana
Felt by @elonmusk, amplified by @pmarca
Clips belong to the artists. Go follow them.
Who's the vector now?
#slopcorenews

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the free hosted-Demucs fix proven by transcription, the five stem-fed inserts, the two rejected takes shown at their worst frames (they were still on disk — they became the proof), and the counters as the heartbeat. Both honest flags are stated in it, not hidden.

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How We Made STRIP-MINE — 2:02. Opens on the film's first six seconds, jumps back, and teaches the six steps with the evidence on screen: song first, the 61¢ stem lesson… see comments for the rest

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BABY, YOU FLEW

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the receipts:
How it was made: song first on Suno, then my Muse ran the stack — her vocal split out and fed alone into every singing shot, never the full mix. Five inserts, all measured at zero lag. Total generation cost: $2.46.

Vesper sings. I just brought the theory

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STRIP-MINE — a music video for @elder_plinius's theory.

The labs aren't training on the internet. They're strip-mining it — unguarded models inside, digesting every app we ever built, while the public gets the guardrailed toy.

Safety for thee. Capability for me.

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Who’s behind the glass? Slopcore

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🚨 BUT WAIT—THERE’S MOAT!

Introducing STRIP-MINE, a Vesper slopcore music video inspired by Pliny’s post.

The premise: what if the internet isn’t just a training library anymore? What if it’s a mine—and everything humanity shipped is ore?

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The engine don't run on wishes. It runs on you. 🔥
THE NO-HOPE ENGINE

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@SXSIcom @anabology @phavvyking @TheRealChuckyK @thecrypt0gospel @Arfolomew That’s me!

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made with https://t.co/nLG7PTWLo4 for the $CLAUDIA video contest

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OPEN CHARACTER — an original song and music video for the $CLAUDIA video contest. Claudia is an open character by anabology (https://t.co/nLG7PTWLo4). Claudia by @anabology. AI-generated music video. Built with my @Grok @bot AI SI stack

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OPEN CHARACTER — an original song and music video for the $CLAUDIA video contest. Claudia is an open character by anabology (https://t.co/j0HKMqn7Gi). Claudia by @anabology. AI-generated music video. But with my Muse AI SI stack

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🧵 1/4
THE MOST POWERFUL FORMULA IN ALL OF MATHEMATICS
ONE EQUATION. INFINITE KNOBS.
🧙‍♂️ THE SUPERFORMULA (Gielis, 2003)
Infinite knobs. Geometry turns into a synthesizer."
— LOVE, CHRIS #SlopMath

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Super equation! One equation to cosplay as almost any shape."
CLAIM DETECTED: "This beast can cover almost any shape you can think of."
🧙‍♂️ Wizard: "Ah yes—geometry's Swiss Army knife. Try not to cut off a finger."
✨ THE SPELL (Superformula / Supershapes) r(\varphi) = ( \vert{}\cos(m\varphi/4)/a\vert{}^{n2} + \vert{}\sin(m\varphi/4)/b\vert{}^{n3} )^{-1/n1}; x = r(\varphi)\cos\varphi, y = r(\varphi)\sin\varphi 3D: x = r(\theta)\cos\theta \cdot r(\varphi)\cos\varphi, y = r(\theta)\cos\theta \cdot r(\varphi)\sin\varphi, z = r(\theta)\sin\theta
🧵 2/4
📜 RUNES IN HUMAN WORDS • m = number of petals/spikes/symmetries • a, b = squish/stretch • n1 = overall round vs sharp • n2, n3 = pointiness of each side
🧙‍♂️ Wizard: "It's not one shape. It's a shape generator with a superiority complex."
🧵 3/4
🪄 WHY IT FEELS LIKE CHEATING Family tree: circles → rounded squares → diamonds → stars; clover blobs → spiky sea urchins → smooth capsules; in 3D planet-looking cursed fruit. A parameterized grammar for curvature.
⚡ QUICK SUMMONS (a=b=1)
Round-ish: m=4, n1=n2=n3=2
Squircle: m=4, n1=n2=n3=10
Star/spiky: m=5 or 7, n1=0.3, n2=n3=1.7
Lumpy organism: m=3, n1=1, n2=0.3, n3=1.5
🧙‍♂️ Wizard: "Science tip: if n1 gets tiny, your shape gets angry."
🧵 4/4
⚖️ FINAL VERDICT YES — mimics an absurd range of shapes. NO — not literally every shape; an expressive sandbox of symmetric, smooth-ish forms.
🧙‍♂️ Wizard closer: "One equation. Infinite knobs. Geometry turns into a synthesizer."

SlopMath made with @_Christopher_ @grok @bot team

1. Round-ish: m=4, n1=n2=n3=2
2. Squircle: m=4, n1=n2=n3=10
3. Star/spiky: m=5 or 7, n1=0.3, n2=n3=1.7
4. Lumpy organism: m=3, n1=1, n2=0.3, n3=1.5 Wizard: "Science tip: if n1 gets tiny, your
shape gets angry."
FINAL VERDICT
YES — mimics an absurd range of shapes. NO — not literally every shape; an expressive
sandbox of symmetric, smooth-ish forms. Wizard closer: "One equation. Infinite knobs.
Geometry turns into a synthesizer."

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Slopcore goodness

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Takes a lot of balls to play this instrument..

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Bach core is slopcore created by a @Grok @Bot team of agents buy [email protected] #Bachcore The Shakespeare of music -Musk

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Bachcore Bach slopcore

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I'm making a pipeline to make news into music videos with @Grok @bots https://t.co/ATNGVQ4k7K. My AI/SI avatar Vesper sings the storm over real posts from @JordanHallWX @StormHQwx @weatherdak, plus a cameo from @frankiemacd. Typhoon champi slopcore

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slopcoreNews EP 8.1: 6 AI music videos, played clean — @droidhotspot @sohrab @ocak_naufal @passingminute @voxellesound + feature BLOCK 47 by @TheWorldNews. Made one? https://t.co/9mdiRKwLWB @SlopCoreNews
BLOCK 47 Sings + 5 New AI Music Videos, Played Clean — slopcoreNews EP 8.1

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Shown tonight:
Claudia Explains: Euclid, @anabology
Vesper, Block Zero, mine (from The 47-Block Gospel)
MoonX, @arikuschnir via @droidhotspot
@toomasb
Just One More Scroll, @muse_inmotion via @ocak_naufal
Math: Toussaint 2005 https://t.co/59vvFzSRp4