ST//ASH

jokes. sports. bullshit. stupidity. leftist ideas.
LSU. Minnesota/Atlanta Sports.more jokes.
he/they 27 FreePalestine & ProtectTransKids

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@KettlebellLife Tried, but didn’t like doing crime. GTA5 required shooting police officers in the opening scene. Just couldn’t do it.

[𝑔 ★. @gaiatraphouse]

#wow

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

@MovieVectors I’ve always wanted FOB to have a show at Roo 😩 them and Blink 182 were literally the first 14 years of my life.

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

@formativegay Tweet so good I thought this was librarian

[Declan @ME_MURPHY13]

Surely you clock it on the way in

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

Jerry Jones was boots on the ground trying to keep black people out of this building and YALL STILL ROOT FOR THE COWBOYS!!!!!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Damn look at this high school. Could be straight out of a movie.

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

@sackboydaily I passed this game stop the other day and they still had the 2008 window wrap! Made me think of you 🫶🏻

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

@formativegay Was that the name of that Cartoon Network show?

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

@tiredassbitch lol just got a replacement title from Georgia and I haven’t lived there for 2 years and I know when I go to register my car they’re gonna take me out back and shoot me 😓

[🐊⚜️THE LADY™️⚜️🐊 @GeauxSeeTheLady]

teezo touchdown they'll never make me form a solid opinion on you

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

@Harry8__ It’s a Christmas miracle!

[spaghetti policy analyst333 🇵🇸 🤍 ✮⋆˙⊹˚.𖥔 ݁ ˖ @0atmik]

Interesting. Notice how he is making out with a girl and you are taking a video of it?

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

@kendillywilly You kept poppin up in my mutuals tweets and you have good politics!

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

@fashion_nfl Oh, the Vikings have been beaten 😓 we just haven’t lost yet. So why do I feel like such a loser?

[Kris Pursiainen @krispursiainen]

Pablo Torre: "Hey there's a company that might be using celebrities to scam Christians. This could be bad"

The Dumbest Person You Know: "Pablo is targeting Christians and hates puppies"

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

Twas a beautiful night, and I hope you’re life together is just a fun!

#MeetTheSands

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

Filling myself with calories and alcohol because the dance floor is calling my name like the green goblin mask 😈

#MeetTheSands

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

Toast was beautiful but your dad shoulda done a flip off the diving board to really add that “wow” factor! #MeetTheSands

[ST//ASH @slothfarm]

Ceremony has ended and now we are waiting for photos to finish for me to give the bride and groom a big hug. #MeetTheSands

[𝔹𝕖𝕟 𝕋𝕒𝕪𝕝𝕠𝕣 - 𝔸𝕌𝕤𝕖𝟟𝕖𝕟 @ause7en]

You will this weekend.