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all hail slothus f&a

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... wait did i read that right??? 2011 was v strange for twitter

[Shit I Can't Say @cantsayshit]

Nothing like coffee and a jailbait thread to start the morning...

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@SICSIRL welcome to the future. neither are considered a drug.... by at least a good number of people..

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Dating sucks. Fuck dating.

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is it fucked up that they put an ad for pete davidson's new show before the way by ariana and mac ??? bc might be

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i forgot this account existed : ) <3

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@TheSlothus who are you

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@Connorwith1C how much ya got

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@shanedawson your snapchats about your conspiracy video are glitching out to the max... coincidence??? I think not. 🤔