Republic of Slowjamastan

The United Territories of The Sovereign Nation of The People’s Republic of Slowjamastan. A landlocked country with an area of 11.07 acres, surrounded by CA, USA

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Watch ABC News feature here:
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ALERT: France has stamped a Slowjamastani passport.

Experts are divided. Some claim this is merely a routine immigration procedure. Others recognize it as France's formal acceptance of Slowjamastan as a global superpower.

We have already chosen which experts to believe.

Merci, France. 🇵🇼🤝🇫🇷

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Join today. Because "ordinary citizen" is a terrible conversation starter.

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Haters will say it’s AI.

While wandering the streets of Málaga, Spain, Tiana stumbled upon McSultan — a restaurant that appears to have borrowed a certain royal branding strategy.

This is either blatant copyright infringement... or a brilliant offshore tax maneuver orchestrated by your very own Sultan.

The investigation is ongoing. 🍔👑🇪🇸🇵🇼

#slowjamastan #mcsultan #sultan #malaga #micronation

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@LarryHeminger2 @CALFIRESANDIEGO Here, here!!!

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@ricksavage Thank you!

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The Republic continues its march toward global acceptance, one confused border officer at a time. 🇫🇷🛂🐪

#Slowjamastan #Slowviet #PassportStamp #France #RecognitionPending

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For the past week, The Sultan and The Chief have been representing our great nation in Havana, Cuba. They have sampled the local cuisine, explored historic streets, met remarkable people, and conducted absolutely no unauthorized regime changes.

Their mission has been a success.

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Citizen Travis Hudson has done it.
While visiting The Bahamas, he got his official Slowjamastani passport stamped by immigration.

We're not saying The Bahamas officially recognizes Slowjamastan... but we're also not not saying it. 🇸🇯🇧🇸😎

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Here's a Slowviet-style IG caption:
In spirit of international diplomacy, Supreme Leader The Sultan met with Syrian Ambassador to Cuba in Havana.

Topics discussed included strengthening relations between our two proud nations, exchange of cultural traditions, and whether crocs should be banned worldwide.

Meeting was productive. Coffee was consumed. Handshakes were exchanged. World peace remains under review.
🇵🇼🤝🇸🇾

#Slowjamastan #Diplomacy #Havana #InternationalRelations #TheSultan

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Ezra can now drive and also fish without stress inside the Republic of Slowjamastan. Licensed, certified and approved by The Sultan - no more driving and fishing in the shadows for this young man.

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“We’re not in Slowjamastan anymore…”

And just like that, The Sultan and staff arrive in Cuba.

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“We’re not in Slowjamastan anymore…”

And just like that, The Sultan and staff arrive in Cuba.

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✈️ Mexico City 🇲🇽 to Havana 🇨🇺

Glorious airborne diplomacy: Seasoned traveler The Sultan was forced to convene an emergency summit with The Chief, who believed “speakerphone on airplane” was acceptable behavior.

The People are pleased to report that, after firm but compassionate re-education, The Chief now understands: headphones are not optional, they are civilization.

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Supreme Citizen bravely takes state-approved dogs fishing in the Motherland this week despite continued national shortage of actual fish. Spirit of adventure remains strong. 🎣🇵🇼

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Western propaganda machine attempted to label The Sultan’s official Slowjamastan Command Vehicle as “suspicious.” But Pinal County Sheriff Deputy Frank Sloup arrived with facts, not fear. The vehicle is perfectly legal, fully operational, and continues its sacred mission of defending freedom, string cheese etiquette, and anti-Croc enforcement across the region.

#fridayswithfrank #police #policeinterceptor #slowjamastan #micronation #sultan #porderbatrol
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Do not fear the Porder Batrol. It’s just Smirnoff Ice. 🇵🇼

Citizens are reminded that suspicious icy beverages near the border should be reported immediately to authorities for proper chilling and consumption.

#slowjamastan #porderbatrol #ice #borderpatrol #micronation
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All are welcome 🤗

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Please welcome few of our newest citizens to glorious republic, arriving from all corners of Earth — from Malaysia to Italy and beyond.

Ministry of Immigration and Naturalization is pleased by continued international growth of nation. However, internal reports indicate deeply concerning increase in feline applicants. Yes… cats have somehow infiltrated citizenship process once again.

Several are already demanding tuna subsidies, sleeping through national anthem, and refusing orders from Porder Batrol.

The Sultan remains cautious but optimistic.

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Citizens of Great Britain rejoice. After extensive background checks, tea inspections, and anti-Croc screenings, The Republic of Slowjamastan proudly welcomes Comrade James Gray as our official Ambassador to Great Britain.

May his diplomatic mission strengthen relations between our glorious desert republic and the kingdom of rainy sidewalks, tiny sandwiches, and orderly queues.
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