Rob Kardashian Impersonator

long time listener, first time caller #skatetwitter multidisciplinary design nerd

[Rob Kardashian Impersonator @SlumpedMan]

damn, i think i am really gonna go skate alone rn

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Murder she twote

[ji ৻ꪆ @intrinsicji]

tay keith fuck these niggas butts

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

ringing out my penis like a towel after i jerk off

[josh @joshypooper]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[Rob Kardashian Impersonator @SlumpedMan]

the soju got me twisted

[Rob Kardashian Impersonator @SlumpedMan]

the fact that we’re up 9-1 is killing me lmfao

[Rob Kardashian Impersonator @SlumpedMan]

blasted at the Dodger game rn

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends

[Leighton “Backdoor” Pennysworth @LeightonPennys]

Risky egg fart in the bar. Two other tables #noticed

[Rob Kardashian Impersonator @SlumpedMan]

@carbonite1994 @thewarreport23 @sportmanteau89 I’m trying to get on the swole program, would love some plans to achieve swoleness

[Chadson @Chadson]

I really don’t think I should have to talk to HR about saying “the gun jammed” when asked why I got to work at 11 today.

[Rob Kardashian Impersonator @SlumpedMan]

@afraidofwasps @TallentSam

[Rob Kardashian Impersonator @SlumpedMan]

been calling Mongolian Beef “beef magnolia” lmfao

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

jerking off in the morning because the early bird plays with its worm or however the saying goes

[Bologna @eatthebologna]

just cuz i’m chopped doesn’t mean i’m not getting screwed

[AnnabelleWilin @AnnabelleWilin]

rock bottom ain’t even that bad of a place to be if u be into collecting rocks

[HOUSE PHONE @HOUSEPHONEDND]

@lenatheplug call me!