TONISE

I'M TIRED OF BEING HUMBLE! I'M TIRED OF LETTING PEOPLE THINK THEY GOT A CHANCE! THE TRIBAL CHIEF IS HEAD AND SHOULDERS ABOVE EVERYBODY!

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

ESCAPE.
17.07.2026.

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

Vollgas

[astrology bot @hourIyhoroscope]

virgo, you're beautiful.

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

@derkleinegova Pöh wie das grad knallt

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

@PrinzKorwo Hahahahaha kurz mal Platz 1 gewesen Café war FULL

[PRINZ KORWO OF BELVEDAIR @PrinzKorwo]

Werde habbo Mexikanische nacht nie vergessen @slushy_haendler AAARRRRIBA

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

Was sehen meine Augen da bald Plettigoal und Fabrizio bei Universum Boxing

[Florian Plettenberg @Plettigoal]

Okay, wow. By accusing us of “fake news” with „Man City bidding“ (never reported) you’ve unfortunately crossed a line.

I never wanted to bring this up, but your Klopp report was simply ridiculous and disrespectful to every journalist who actually does proper reporting. One day after the DFB had already named him in its official statement, you posted a “here we go”. Posting a signing soon and it’s almost one week later. I honestly thought you’d have the decency not to do that.

Anyone could have posted that Klopp HWG because it was obvious he was going to become Germany’s head coach. Your report was based on probability, not on actual agreements.

As long as you keep deleting false „here we go’s“ and posting results minutes before the final whistle just because of algorithms and the need to be first in the race against 433 and score apps, only to delete them five minutes later because Neymar scores, you should probably keep a lower sound overall. The same applies when you fail to credit the original source in a large share of your Instagram posts.

Do your business. We’ll do ours. But accusing others of spreading lies is quite ironic coming from someone in your position. Good night.

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

@Verlustt11 Chili Öl auf Maximum geknallt

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

Scheiße chilli brennt zum 2. Mal

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

@yungcilotaa @anglopjdst @dayglowj0e Oi bruv you mad?

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

@KonnyBroja Bad ting is maaaaaad bruv

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

@barnabus__s Ich hab die Stimme im Kopf es war so legendär

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

Ach du Scheiße Mbappe kommt einfach zu Bayern???? Eberl I didn’t know your game

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

@derkleineatti Ich habe die Tür geöffnet

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

@samoti93 Der alte Jugoslawe

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

Bisher kein Anruf aus Berlin. Ich glaub das war’s mit dem Eurojackpot

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

Ich lauf den ganzen Tag mit nem dicken rum wie Asterix

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

@m_arschloch Ich liebe ihn

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

Wer hat euch verarscht mit Olise

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

TONISE - ESCAPE

OUT NOW

https://t.co/u3UxF2C1R0

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

@AliNichtWade Servus A mein Freund schön dich wieder zu sehen

[TONISE @slushy_haendler]

It’s cumming home