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brand ambassador @tacobell

[cass @smartass_cass]

@ColoradoDOT @Eleanor44446150 Did someone jump or what?

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@karisophia Amazing 🤩

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@karisophia Printworks LONDON?! Bucket list venue for sure.

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@ColoradoDOT What's going on at 19th and 20th? The exits have been closed all day

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Most grandma/reindeer collisions are entirely preventable. Please give wildlife plenty of space.

[cass @smartass_cass]

@goosetheband have you ever covered Valerie?

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@andrea_s_bitar @taylorswift13 @Ticketmaster Who would you rather she use? @Ticketmaster is a monopoly. You understand how those work, yes? If you're coming for Taylor over this go ahead and step out of the queue.

[cass @smartass_cass]

@ROMiNNUMERAL Refresh at 30 minutes to get in the waiting room and then don't refresh again and you will get in the queue. Godspeed, soldier.

[bella 🌟 @achingblush]

it’s honestly impressive how ticketmaster has single handedly monopolized the live event industry for YEARS and yet they still can’t run a functioning website

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Daily reminder that Ticketmaster is a monopoly, it’s merger with LiveNation should never have been approved, and they need to be reigned in.

Break them up.

[cass @smartass_cass]

Karma is my girlfriend

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Why yes, I did just get second row tickets for #TSTheErasTour with my very best friend in the whole universe and all my dreams are coming true, @taylorswift13 you are a god, outfit crafting begins now.

[tarek @cIitarek]

And they’re all in the Taylor Swift presale queue rn

[Steven Sullivan ❤️‍🔥 @Stevensully99]

Queue? Paused
Line? 2000+
Morale? Low
Stomach? Ache
Eras? Tour

[cass @smartass_cass]

@Ticketmaster You sent out the codes, so you knew exactly what the demand would be for todays presale.

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@Ticketmaster surely you have the resources to get your shit together given the exorbitant fees your charge everyone to use your platform.. #TSTheErasTour

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@gordon_benz You wanna step outside? I’ll throw hands for Taylor.

[cass @smartass_cass]

@gordon_benz Ladies just trying to get through these unprecedented times, ok?

[cass @smartass_cass]

@realDonaldTrump YOU’RE FIRED, BITCH!

and hopefully going to prison too.