SmittysTink

thankful for the ones I love

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🇺🇸 JUST IN: ​CNN reports that 75% of Americans believe President Donald Trump should be impeached, tried, and imprisoned.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

That damn communist mayor in NYC just allocated $1.5 million to help families feed their pets and afford spay/neuter services. What a monster.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

This is fucking insane.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

There are credible allegations made against Donald Trump that he mutilated a child’s nipples while raping her.
Allegations so serious, his inner circle had to meet in the Situation Room to discuss them.

I mean, how the fuck isn’t this the biggest scandal in the world right now?

[mommawassi ☮️💟🌺🇺🇸👩🏼‍🍳🌊🌊🌊 @mommawassi]

@TheFungi669

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Thanks to massive public protests, Albania has frozen Jared and Ivanka's resort plans and has launched a criminal investigation.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: #EvictTheTrumps is going viral worldwide with more countries planning protests like the recent Albanian riot to force their governments to revoke all licenses, permits, and other ties with the Trump family's businesses and real estate holdings.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

MAJOR BREAKING: A federal judge in Washington just ruled that protesters criticizing Trump could not be forced to take down a flag reading “8647,” finding NO indication that the message could be taken as a true threat against the president’s life.

TOLD YA SO. 8647.

[Ford News @FordJohnathan5]

BREAKINGNEWS Just so MAGA is aware the removal of Trump's name from the Kennedy Center is a permanent injunction. This can NOT be appealed. Trump has 14 days to remove his name. 🚨

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

😭😭😭 this just gave me the juice for the next 30,000

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Oh for fuck’s sake. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[💗 @ma1ybe]

not a drag queen, not LGBTQ, not a lesbian....A PASTOR.

[SmittysTink @smittys875]

@HalfwayPost I foresee an ending to his body much in the way that William the Conqueror's ended... In a great poopy explosion 😆

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

CONFIRMED:

Trump’s DOJ has settled Trump’s own lawsuit against his own IRS by creating a $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded “anti-weaponization” fund for people who claim they were politically targeted.

Trump sued the government he controls, then his DOJ agreed to create a billion-dollar fund that can benefit his political allies, paid for by the American people.

If spread across American households, that is roughly $14 per household to fund this disgusting program.

So while families are being told there is no money for health care, schools, child care, disaster relief, or lowering costs, Trump’s government somehow found $1.776 billion to compensate the people in his political orbit.

This is CORRUPTION!

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

You cannot snorkel at the USS Arizona at Pearl Harbor. It's a military Cemetery. The public us banned. Families of fallen have been told no. But Kash Patel used his FBI Director title to get a secret "VIP snorkel" at the tomb of more than 900 Americans. Give me a fucking break.

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Don't tell you-know-who about this. He might get upset.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Maybe it’s me, maybe I’m old fashioned, but maybe just maybe, bragging about kicking people off food stamps while telling them to pay for a billion dollar ballroom at the same time is a losing electoral strategy.

But what do I know.

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

I love a good road trip, but this is brutally out of touch: a Trump Cabinet member making a documentary about himself while regular families can’t afford road trips anymore, because Trump and his war put gas prices through the roof.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

At what point will someone in the press pool stand up to him when he bullies one of their colleagues?