SML Colts

We are the SML Colts

This is not associated with the real Lions!

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After defeating the Jets, Kaleb Hicks was asked to comment on his huge performance and his thoughts on RAS:

"I'm not here to slam anyone, we sell tickets, then we move on to the next week. KP is a fierce competitor and we are happy he's here. On to the next."

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Kyle Hicks was asked about the Jets owner stating his poor RAS score and ranking the Colts dead last:

"At the end of the day winning is whats important to our franchise.

He will have to V-Lookup to at the scoreboard when he's losing week 3. See you soon KP!"

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We won our first regular season game of the season defeating the Texans by multiple scores.

"We were told that this is what it feels like not blowing people out. So now we are going to do it all season long."

#MakeItPersonal

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Trade talks for Anthony Richardson have heated up, with two teams sending intriguing offers within the last hour.

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The Chiefs sent a group of people to get Prime to go to them last night.
- Erika Kirk
- The Undertaker
- Celine Dion
- Tobey Maguire

It is now rumored that Tobey was a double agent for the Colts and convinced Prime to return to Indy!

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There is still a 99.9% chance we’re taking the Colts. However, a mystery team met with us just before the draft and sent a strong task force to try to sway our decision:

Erika Kirk
The Undertaker
Celine Dion
Tobey Maguire

All worked to sway our decision.

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Prime-Time000 is expected to sign paperwork tomorrow morning to begin his return to Indy.

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There is a growing rumor that Prime-Time000 has intentions to forfeit the first pick in the draft, and pick 32nd.

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We have signed veteran RB Bucky Irving who is expected to immediately play a role in our offense this week.

"He played in ZBD's system. We know that he was well taken care of and that was the deciding factor."

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Breaking: Legendary RB Jahmyr Gibbs has been ruled out for the Divisional Round vs the Cardinals due to an upper arm fracture.

He is week to week for the remainder of playoffs.

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After our playoff victory over the Giants, their owner took to the media, stating how he felt better about future matchups mentally.

We took note of that and seized the opportunity to recalibrate his confidence in Week One.

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We are joining the league wide movement and will also be wearing our tribute to Dan jerseys in our playoff game. All black. #DIFD

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We defeat the Rams and move to 3-0 against their owner:

"He's a tough player, he has a very bright future. He will win a lot of games."

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This season is for meats.

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Its real. Lamar is a Lion.

Lamar Jackson will cost us exactly 1M against our cap this season.

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What if Lamar Was a Lion?

Should we trade for him?

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Gibbs was given a clean bill of health to start the season. (He is expected to be on a pitch count)

The Lions will be wearing back in black jerseys in honor of his return & in hopes the Raiders owner throws INTs to the black jerseys.

#MindGames

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We have made a trade. Adding several young depth pieces to our roster will help shape the championship mentality for years to come.

We do what others don’t. Outside the box trades = another 30 chips.

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We have met with Joe Milton and informed him that he will remain on the team this season.

Our plan this cycle was not to have a QB with this large of a cap hit but when you’re got a good thing going you let it ride.